Swagger Inn 149 - The One Where Team TB Wenches Go On Strike <ylt>

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Hope this is okay for everywench

Morning all!

Mainly housework here. I'm having a family birthday party for DGS this afternoon. He's having his children's party tomorrow at some trampolining place. DH always sees family get togethers as an excuse to blitz the house but the trouble is the kids wreck everything so I have to start again tomorrow.

Hope everyone has a good day.

Don't really understand the situation there Madame but for you. xx

Morning, I haven't seen much about that in the news madame, must have a read up later.

Anywho, must get going as am off out for the day - am currently snuggled up in bed with ScaredyCat

Ah it's all a big mess but it now has the potential to get serious / ordinary people getting hurt. Hopefully not but hey.

How is everyone? Ready for Strike tomorrow? Im hoping it's going to be at least as good as last week. Trailer looked ace.

Must get dressed.

It's kind of like...if the SNP called another Scottish independence referendum vote, but the government said it was illegal and started threatening to send the Scottish government to prison, end all existing devolution, and prevent voting by armed force if necessary.

Very concerning Madame 😔

That all sounds shit and terrifying Madame . Bullying with force.

Have a great day out Fancy.

Dresses returned, other errands run. Have got home to find DS2 still being a PITA. Fucksake.

And now the washing machine seems to be making an intermittent little squeaky chirpy noise, like there's a bird in there. There's not. I've not taken to rinsing the wildlife to make the garden look tidy.

Lot of hugs for Madame

You poor thing Apes

Slept in this morning, going out for a walk later and after that I'll be cleaning the house.

Look, a new thingy

Thanks, wenches, will need it.

Oh, it's a glitterball for Strictly. We never got a fleur de lys, did we?

at rinsing the wildlife. I've been expecting my washing machine to go for ages, it makes some very weird noises.

Morning all (just - I forgot to post this). I have been watching Star Wars Force Awakens with DS - hadn't actually seen it before. And it's just the same story as the others isn't it? Oh well. Kylo Ren is very much not a HBF. In fact, none of them were - most disappointing. But mildly enjoyable. esp will all the pauses for DS to find the relevant bits of lego he needed to wave at the screen while it was on.

My washing has been darked on, and is continuing to go through mother natures it's super rinse cycle. I may have to admit defeat at some point, bring it in and spin it in the machine again before hanging up to dry inside.

by the gallon for Apricot The pigsty needs blitzing here too Then DS will turn it back into a pigsty as soon as it's tidied, so why bother?

What the hell is it? Oh, a glitterball apparently.

What does that mean then?

Mtfbwy today apes

Oh!
I thought it was coal!

Xpost apes

MARK HAMILL WAS MY FIRST LOVE AND REMAINS TO THIS DAY THE LOVELIEST MAN ON TWITTER THE PLANET.

hth helen

Yep it was basically the same film but it was very good.

What Madame said about SW Force Awakens. I quite liked Kylo Ren

Enjoy your walk Wicked.

DH has taken DS2 out. It's Jamie time.

Also helen "none of them were"...john boyega!!!!

And oscar isaac!!!

Awww, a puppy.

The kind of looks like the death star doesn't it?

at fabulous Death Star

Just Kylo Ren for me thanks

Have watched Outlander. Jamie was very very naked

Hahaha ww from now on is a death star to me

Here you go letus

Ds is terrified whenever kylo ren takes his mask off

Mark hamill for me...then and now. Oh yeah, he's still got it...

The way he's being today, Kylo Ren would be fucking terrified of DS2. I seriously don't know what to do with him today. He's being completely awful. Even DH (waaaaaay more patient) has reached the end of his tether with him.

A combination of Aramis, Gibbs, Jamie, Lucifer all being really angry would be defeated I think. In which case they should concentrate their efforts on me.

LetUs re. DS2 - sends [HBFS] for LetUs and a soundproofed padded room to lock him in until he stops being a little sod. And Madame, I can quite identify with DS' reaction to Kylo Ren sans mask

I have now RTFT properly(ish) and I love the idea of a giant glitterball deathstar.

I imagine it shooting out rays that bring sparkles and unikitty to the universe - two armies fighting? We need the Death Star glitterball! Guns/swords/machetes are magically transformed into bubble wands, and heavy artillery fires foam so everyone can have a massive party. We should direct it at Spain. and at Spain.

Star Wars HBFs - nope. Nothing there that made me stop and look much. Apart from Kylo Ren which was more gaping in horror. Still, you can't blame the poor sod for going to the dark side really - I mean, with those parents you'd think he would be passably hot - as it is he probably hides behind a mask because his reaction to the mirror is probably like Madame's DS' reaction to maskless Kylo
#SisterHelenIsABitch.

Agreed that Mark Hamill is a star on Twitter though.

Speaking of which, Twitter has flagged up a new pic from TB's latest effort at twitter.com/2geeks1b/status/908951206688645120 and he looks like he's been thorugh a hedge backwards and there was an old interview posted from [[https://cleftaware2013.wordpress.com/bullying-and-self-image/interviews-and-case-studies/interview-tom-burke/ CLAPA]]

I have been attempting to tidy the house today, not that you'd notice. It mostly has consisted of making DS put all some of his lego back into crates rather than scattering it across the house. The house is still a tip.

Hope Chateau Apricot is surviving the family party, Fancy is having a nice day out, Badders is having a nice day, and Wicked's house cleaing is more effective than my attempts. (Wonders who I forgot to mention - oh well...)

Cleaning went well, now sitting down with a glass of rosé and popcorn. I even had a nap earlier, wonderful.