Swagger Inn 148 - Wenches do (musketeers) and Wimbledon - it's all about the grip and service action!

[LetUsPrey]

Here we go.

No HBI? FFS.

I need to get throwing clothes in bags packing Still, that gives ww and apricot plenty of time to finish up with Athos. And if not, I suppose I'll have to make do with... hmmmmmm..... eeny, meeny... Oh! I'll take Paris Tom

Oh, hot dwarf!

Still ww? You saucy minx

Mmmm look at all that faf............

FAFtastic

Thanks Helen

We're watching another Bourne film. Third one I think.

I'm packing and wanting to kill DH already The joys....

Night all.

Don't worry Helen because everyone knows that as soon as you go on a family holiday all arguments and niggly FFS roly eye you're really pissing me feelings disappear and you become The Waltons. DH seems to think this will happen every time. I'm going to count how many times he says "why is everyone arguing? We're on holiday".

I'm off to the chateau to see how Aramis looks in a kilt. And without it.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Morning wenches.

Also aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh alongside Helen. DS1 is taking being a bit hopeless to new levels.

Many snogs to all.

Morning. Better day here, washing on line.

Have a lovely time both of you. And LetUs don't touch any standing stones. Although on second thoughts if you find Jamie it might be worth it.

Morning, happy travels to holidaying wenches.

Apricot

At this rate I'll be throwing myself at any standing stones. Fucksake.

I made him do some chores also Fancy

Hope holidaywenches have a fab time

Have just discovered DH didn't bring DS2's coat. He'd put all the coats by the door and then put them in the car. Except for DS2's. FFAS. We're at some shops now and will have to buy him one.

for Letus

Thanks Wicked. All okay now. Have arrived at our first destination. It's all going to be fiiiiiiine

Just in case though

Currently playing baseball in a Glasgow park in the rain . DS2 is having a whale of a time and so, if I'm honest, am I.

Also there's a bottle of wine in the fridge back at the house and we're going out for Italian food later

Hope everywench is having a great Saturday

Evening This day has gone by fast! Been foodshopping, gone for a walk and cleaned the house. Now on the couch watching Miss Marple drinking rosé.

Hope all wenches had a fab day

Glad you're having a good time LetUs in spite of early stress.

I love watching Miss Marple

Wouldn't be a holiday without a bit of stress organising things and something getting left behind

Cheers all round !!

Cheers 🍷 Italian sounds yummie!

We have done lots of driving and are staying at second batch of friends... We have not had an argument yet...

Also, while I remember, please don't throw the beehives at any random Irish mercenaries while I'm away - I've only just got them restocked with bees... Obvs if we're under attack then feel free...

The chickens are fine. They enjoyed the walk to the restaurant but had to wait outside whilst we had delicious food and drink. This included a drink brought over that I hadn't asked for. I queried it and they just said have it for nothing! They said it was vodka. It wasn't. Not sure what it was but I drank it anyway

That's the spirit letus

Don't worry helen, the bees are safely tucked up in their hives - not much milk from them today, I wonder if the change of routine was unsettling for them?