Swagger Inn 148 - Wenches do (musketeers) and Wimbledon - it's all about the grip and service action!

[LetUsPrey]

Here we go.

Ello Letus
who's that in the trough with you?

Is that Cap'n Ross?

Oooooohhh, am enjoying GoT. Except for the bit when the episode ends and I want to carry on watching the next one....

That is indeed Cap'n Ross splish splashing about

Have a good feel around for Athos. He's up there somewhere

Morning... BoringOfficeJob for me today...

Weather gloomy and miserable too. I shall ignore that and put a load of washing on anyway

Morning wenches.

These two look quite relaxed. I'm going to try to be inspired (and other things) by them. Athos has said if anywench wants him to take them around the steps, he'll oblige most happily. Aramis is busy.

I'm up, showered and dressed. I think my brain is still in bed.

What's everywench up to?

Hello! It's a beautiful day here. DH has gone to the caravan.

DGS wanted to ride his bike round the road but discovered after 50 yards that the front tyre was flat so we came back and he got his motor bike which he promptly fell off so didn't want to use that. I suggested walking but no, his legs will get tired. FFS!

I'm currently sitting in front of a DVD with rapping snails and he's asleep in the chair. I daren't switch it off or go outside or he'll wake up. I love him dearly but he's hard work and I'm bloody useless. Is it 6 o'clock yet? Argh!

Rapping snails Apes? Here you go

It has run quite smoothly at work so far fingers crossed, on the couch now with a cappuccino watching trashy telly

Oh thanks WW, just what I need.

Yes, it's a film about a snail who wins the Indy 500.

Well, I was going to eat outside as it's been a lovely day, but we now have torrential rain.

Evening wenches.

Pleased work's going well Wicked.

Were you and DGS watching Turbo Apricot? DS2 hasn't seen that one. He does want to watch The Emoji Movie though.

I think the weather/alignment of planets/whatever is bringing out the dickheads this week. Hung up on someone this morning who was being really rude and aggressive. Later had someone who I just kept having to say the same thing to over and over and over.

Have tested the in-car DVD players for holiday. I used my copy of And Then There Were None.

LetUs - did the DVD player get strangely stuck on repeat for the towel scene?

Apricot - you are not useless, you are looking after a small child, which is bloody hard work at the best of times, let alone when they're being a sod about walking anywhere and inflicting racing snails on you

I'm hanging up washing, DH is out shortly...

I missed the bit about Apricot thinking she was useless. Apricot - you silly narna, you are not useless. You are fabulous!

Helen - it would have done if it hadn't been about a bazillion degrees in the car. If I'd watched the towel scene more than once, I'd have combusted.

Ooo are you watching Outlander tonight with DH being out? as long as DS co operates

Thank you wenches. Yes LetUs it was Turbo. I nearly had a tear in my eye at the end, then reminded myself that he was an animated invertebrate.

Get on with Outlander Helen, then we can discuss the merits of Jamie who you boaked at.

It's definitely the combination of Jamie, the kilt, the accent, the dirt, and the general grrrrrrrrness

DH is having trouble with his fitness wrist band thing and the accompanying heart sensor. They can't find each other. I've googled, I've made suggestions, it's not working. He's now sulking.

An HBF wouldn't sulk. He'd say to hell with it, and carry me off to the hayloft.

It is definitely Jamie rather than Sam. I've perused YouTube extensively and Sam does nothing for me.

Re. Outlander - what LetUs says - he's much improved by the kilt, the accent, the dirt, and the general grrrrrrrrness Still only on Ep2, and she's somewhat irritating.

HBFs are so much better than the real thing - any sulky tendencies exhibit as sullen leaning and smouldering moodiness. Culminating in a thorough seeing to

Obvs not GoT Sam who is not in the slightest bit perve-worthy

Stumbled across a crime series called Unforgotten, really good, but the next ep isn't on until two weeks!

Sam is the real life (whatever that is) name of Jamie.

I did a double take at "culminating" especially as it came so soon after the words smouldering moodiness and before thorough seeing too

I applaud you on your extensive and careful YouTube perusal Apricot

Where's Fancy got to?

No idea where Fancy has got to... DCs and Real Life I expect.

WW that's annoying... I'm finding GoT frustrating enough with a week between episodes

DH is back, so that's the end of Outlander for tonight....

Hope it's enjoyable circumstances and nothing else.

We've now caught up with NCIS so are down to an episode a week too. The waiting is terrible

Booo to MrHelen's early return.

We are watching Poldark. It's broken. Ross is using an axe and is working outside but still has his top on.

at Poldark.... not topless? WTAF?

night...

Fuckinell! There was much glowering and some sternness which helped. Will watch the most recent episode tomorrow.

Athos can come up to the hayloft Helen although he's a bit tired from multiple revivings of Apricot the other day, and then consoling Wicked in a very special way following the shock of returning to work. However, he said if he does some stretches, he'll be good and ready.

Morning wenches.

It's pissing it down. That's about as much as I have to report. I need

There is much activity in ChateauHelen this morning.... Inconvenient Cat has poured himself off the back on a chair and into a patch of sunshine on the carpet

Off to work - laters.....

I could be a cat and lie on a bed or sofa in a patch of sunshine.

Instead I'm still on the hunt for a pair of swim shorts for DS1, what with me still being at work this week and someone else actually already being on holiday from work alllll week