Swagger Inn 147 - Theresa may (see what I did there?) be a difficult woman, but we're all easy (ylt) in the Tav........

[FancyFancy]

All welcome - but bring your own supplies

He certainly did explode Helen

I'd leave the gardening. I hear that the wild look is very popular right now I have no idea

Been to parents, and to MIL's. MIL had cut a couple of slices of toffee cake. It would have been rude to refuse.

In the garden with a Pimms, listening to Paella sing "I stand for you, you open up to me". Unfortunately he's not here in person.

Paella is pure filth

I'm cooking chocolate cakes. And I have waged war on the docks and hogweed and the nasty tufty spikey grass in the wilderness veg patch. And DH has lit a bonfire which is smoking us out now the wind has changed.

letus - are you deliberately focussing on those lines?

It's been a lovely day here, contemplating another load of washing. Just because Have been playing al fresco backgammon - not a euphemism & ought to get dinner ready now I suppose.

Poldark later

As if I would do that Fancy!

Mmmm at chocolate cakes, although I should probably give them a miss after the toffee cake and the white chocolate Magnum lolly.

Still a week behind with Poldark. Don't think we'll have time for a double helping, although I would really like nothing more

Mmm chocolate cakes and Pimms

Got another pressie today, two coffee mugs

Ooh, those are gorgeous ww

As is chocolate cake. And Pimms.

I will be having Swedish mudcake for pudding tonight

Mmm yummie Fancy

Lovely mugs Wicked

Don't think I can eat anything else (well, food anyway) tonight.

At 8.15 DH said to DS2 that yes, he could play out for five minutes but then he was to come in and he was going to bed by 8.30. It's now gone 8.40 and DH is laughing and pissing about outside with DS2. D'you know what, I might just download the episodes of Poldark on to my iPad and watch them myself.

Just watching last week's now, although DS2 is still awake FFS

for LetUs re DS2 and bloody useless DHs
I am still in holiday lack-of-decision-hell with DH here. He keeps cloody changign his mind about what he wants to do, which is fine if it's the two of us and involves o-one else. But it's not, there's three of us and if we are visiting family etc then we need to tell them what our plans are. FFAS.

Hoe Poldarking is progressing nicely

I really out to look through what I type before I post, esp. when irritated and typing fast...
FMTypos and sausage fingers. And some increasingly unsensitive keys on my keyboard. (I'm looking at you, 's' 'p' and 'n')

Am heading for hayloft shortly... where I will continue gnashing my teeth over lack of holiday decisions...

DH is talking shite. Yap yap yap. Just SHUT UP!

Last week's Poldark eventually seen tonight was very good. Much pensiveness and brooding and bonus Poldark snogging and in bed at the end.

And DH is still wittering on. He stops and then carries on about the same thing. Fucksake.

Just what do you think you were doing with all the hbfs earlier letus? I'll have FafZaf straight back NOW thankyouverymuch

Oh... er... yes... sorry about that Fancy. Here he is. Still a bit tired but I'm sure he'll be fine soon(ish)

I think I should give him a very thorough checking over.......

It's the wench way Fancy

I need to make sure Dustin's properly limbered up and stretched out before his match tomorrow.

Night all x

It's probably best that you do fancy

Hope DH has stopped wittering now LetUs

Athos and I will be in the hayloft. If anyone wants us, they can wait until the morning - we'll be busy.

Morning wenches.

DH did finally stop talking. He went to sleep.

Is FafZaf okay Fancy?

Do I have to go to work? Wimbledon starts today. I've a lot of tennis to watch.

Morning LetUs

Oh no! LetUs - you're trapped in here with only the tennis, wenches and HBFs for company Whatever will you do?

I have to work. I would rather be watching tennis/lolling about in the garden. FML.

Oh no. Oh dear. The doors appear to be locked. How can that have happened? And Athos seems to have supplies of peach schnapps and elderflower cordial.

I shall just settle down here with my Pimms. Plenty room for wenches.

We need a 'new balls' innuendo/gag - my mind is blank, but I'm sure someone will be able to manage that.

Morning wenches. I do love a bar lock-in

FafZaf was fine thanks letus, if a little stiff

Fool that I am, I left washing on the line overnight & it got rained on. What was I thinking? The first week of Wimbledon means rain was inevitable
DD needs me to drop something off at school later FFS

In better news, G is still in yellow & Kittel won yesterday's stage - chapeau!!!

Domestic tedium update - washing is on (forgot to do that earlier). I have just been in the garden picking flowers and plonking artfully arranging them in a vase. I feel I should be wafting about in a floaty dress and floppy hat. I am actually still in PJs and dressing gown.

T-10 to Wimbledon. I may go and work on the laptop in front of TV...

I have absolutely not got Dustin's match on the BBC live player on my computer at work fuck me he's looking FAF