Swagger Inn 147 - Theresa may (see what I did there?) be a difficult woman, but we're all easy (ylt) in the Tav........

[FancyFancy]

All welcome - but bring your own supplies

Morning wenches. you know, I'm not generally that flexible but in the right situation it's amazing what you can do with your legs

Pissing it down again. Where's the warm weather so I can complain that I'm too hot?

at Church of Incredibly Flattering Lighting

I should get a move on and actually do something. A shower would be a start.

Hi wenches

Been to a tiny car boot sale, didn't find anything thankfully. Then went and bought wine and did some food shopping, including stocking up on coffee, it's very important to have a stockpile of coffee at home
Cloudy here, I'm going for a walk before it starts raining, but I just had a huge cup of coffee so I think I better wait a while

Oh, and it was the car boot sale itself thst was tiny, not a car boot sale with tiny cars

PMSL at the idea of a boot sale involving tiny car boots ww

Sunny & windy here which can only mean one thing - laundry. When I can be arsed that is......

letus - watch the episode & you will see what I mean.....

Love the idea of sale of tiny cars and selling tiny things from their tiny boots!

Watched a bit of Captain America earlier. Fuckinell.

Just watched Good Karma Hospital. I'm feeling a bit warm so I think I need a thorough going over by Doctor Varma.

Just back from walk, looking like a drowned rat

Need to go shopping later with both DC. Need birthday cards, Father's Day cards, presents and stuff. No idea what to get DH (for FD and his birthday). He's awkward.

Here, have this one I'll make sure he's covered up

I've just pottered around today
Now watching the French open tennis
Still feel like crap :(
I've managed to finish the ironing I started last night
Only got one working loo now til it's fixed :(
Got a busy week this week...i could do without this tbh
I've been catching up on election specials...hignfy was hilarious
Ds1 is supposed to be revising but isnt.
Ds2 is on the trampoline
Dh is in the shed which is a good job otherwise I'd kick his head in
I've got a headache and am fed up
On That cheery note...i shall bugger off 😁

Oh dear Bads is it too early for ?

Well, we're going out for a family meal tonight but I really cba. DS and his two DC are staying the night and whilst it's lovely, it does tip the house upside down and with my back the way it is I could really do without it.

Didn't watch Versailles, will have to catch up tomorrow. And don't watch Paula, it's horrific. I can put up with most stuff, but I was terrified of having nightmares.

I tend to watch hbfs or comedies nowadays apes.
Can't deal with too much misery

Indiana Jones and temple of doom on next on BBC!
Yay!

Can DH join yours in the shed Badderz? We've got the football on which brings with it its usual interesting conversation and comments. I don't care about where Joe Hart will end up next year. He's throwing in stories from the local paper too. Jeez just shut the fuck up.

Hope the meal goes well Apricot and the house doesn't get in too much of a state.

Went shopping. Neither DC would come with me. I may have been a bit cross with them as they needed to come with me to get Father's Day and birthday cards and presents for DH. So I bought stuff I needed to and said they were selfish, particularly bearing in mind how much DH does for them. I also asked how they'd feel on their birthdays if they didn't get anything because people "couldn't be bothered". (DH won't be bothered by the way - might be a bit about Father's Day)

And earlier I accidentally ordered the box set of the three Captain America films for myself.

Thanks for the towel Letus, very considerate of you I also accidentally order stuff online, it's very easily done
Hope your back gets better soon Apes

Dh is being a dick
We need a new loo
We have money in savings
But instead of being glad about that he is stamping around sighing and complaining about how much i spend
It was his b day on Thursday
It's ds1s b day next week
Then fathers day
But this is all my fault
He is a twat and I'm sick of it
We are very very different people
Maybe too different :(

I have been out all day, and the sun is splitting the sky. I have had suncream failure, in that what I used wasn't very effective, and I also forgot to put it on my neck.

at 'accidental' DVD ordering by LetUs and wicked's tiny cars

Doctor Who!!!!

Wicked

Tchuh Badderz frittering money away on toilets.

I'm sure Athos will apply something soothing to your tingly areas Helen.

Loved Doctor Who tonight. I love Bill!

Watching Love and Friendship for the second time, like it much better now when I know it's not about romance. Some very funny lines and that Lady Susan is brilliantly manipulative

Ooo I've still not seen that!

I'll check to see if it's going to be on

Bollocks it's not on.

I'm heading to the hayloft. Aidan's feeling a bit chilly without his towel so I'm going to warm him up.

Night wenches x

Morning all. I fell asleep with DS again last night.

LetUs I would love Athos to apply soothing thing to my tingly bits For the avoidance of doubt, his beard is not soothing though

Hope you managed to get Aiden warmed up in the hayloft

for Badders and toilet. We're looking into a new shower room, so that we no longer have to warn/reassure guests about the shower doors falling off in their hands. Or need a small tub to collect drips from cistern/toilet bowl pipe... Now I write it down like this, we really should have done something about it years ago

And finally, Fancy I'm sure I've come across the Church of Incredibly Flattering Lighting somewhere before....?

Morning wenches.

perhaps Athos applying it will take your mind off the soreness.

DS2 is being a PITA so no surprise there. Sigh. Am sort of at a loss.

All the usual stuff to do today and DS2 has a party to go to at the moment

Poldark tonight. Mmmmmm

Hope ailing wenches are on the mend.

for LetUs re. DS2 being a pain.

I have to go and have a water fight. Me and a water pistol vs DS a supersoaker. Oh well.

Morning

I think it's all those candles helen - they give off a very warm light that makes skin look soft and inviting & the colour of Biscuit Spread just begging to be licked