Swagger Inn 147 - Theresa may (see what I did there?) be a difficult woman, but we're all easy (ylt) in the Tav........

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All welcome - but bring your own supplies

I had to give up at 5.30!

Am now drinking a bucket of cappuccino

I somehow thought that Madame might be a tiny bit pleased with the result

Right. I have to knuckle down and work this morning, because I have other things to do this afternoon...

Now ive got a fecking water infection
Ffs

Afternoon. Lovely day here, just putting my second lot of washing out.

Badders where is all this coming from, you must be very low. Do look after yourself.

Ok, well I know you'll all agree with me that I think the result of the election is a positive thing. I have been greatly distressed of late by the hatred and vitriol on social media amongst the people of the country that I love, and I hope that this result will go some way to healing those divisions.

Afternoon wenches.

Knackered.

If my grandma was around Badderz, she'd tell you that you need a tonic. A bottle of Effico was her cure all. No idea if it worked or not. Please look after yourself.

I know what you mean Apricot. I've had to hide some stuff on Facebook (not from anyone here I should add). How's your back?

Am watching the tennis. I should be getting a wash sorted.

Bads

So, it seams we have decided on trip to London in October with daytrips to Bath and Cambridge

That sounds fab Wicked!

Tennis didn't end well.

The dishes beckon and DS2 has asked for a snack.

The back's a bit better today thanks LetUs.

Sounds lovely WW.

Oh, it's raining.

I need something letus! Feel Like shit tbh
Oh! And we have a huge bathroom leak and are awaiting the emergency plumber
FML
😕

apes well said.

ww squeee! Cambridge in a sunny October is just beautiful.

I went ballistic at ds this avo for eating something off the floor in the park. After Id told him once to put it down. Carted him home even though he was about to play with a friend. Feel a bit bad but he seems to have no fecking conception that you dont pick up stuff from the ground and put it in your mouth.

Disclaimer: I am quitting smoking. Day 4 of cold turkey and Im a bit tightly wound.

Disclaimer 2: I started smoking again. About 4 months ago.

Well done for quitting Madame

Pleased your back's improving Apricot.

Bollocks to bathroom leak.

DH (as an adult so you'd hope he'd know better) once picked a piece of chocolate up off the kitchen floor and ate it. It wasn't chocolate. It was mud. I still mention it occasionally to him

Well done on the giving up Madame. You've done it before so you can do it again.

I would very much like to have a raucous time at the chateau with Aramis right now but I've remembered I've promised to give my parents a lift to a night out and then it's DS1's sportingactivity.

Well done Madame

Having a tiny humongous glass of Pimms and watching The Vicar of Dibley

at eating 'chocolate' off the floor. An sympathies to Madame I still dread to think what DS does when I'm not watching him and he drops food on the floor.

I tried doing washing, but it kept raining. I've just hung some out over night though, so it will dry or it won't Glad to hear that Apricot's back is a bit better; hope Badders' plumbing gets fixed.

Shame about the tennis I spent the afternoon helping DF and will spend tomorrow similarly helping DF, so I need an early night in preparation for an early start, and hope everyone has a good day tomorrow...

Evening wenches - finally made it home from work at nearly 8pm, not what you need after a night spent staying up for just one more result

Am running on tea & an intense satisfaction at the two fingers stuck up at the Tories and Alex Salmond losing his seat, ha ha smarmy twat

Mmm Pimms.

I vastly approve of your decorating skills Helen. Hope you can get a good night's rest.

No HBI tonight selfish but the almost HBI said "So you're lifting the knee up and trying to get the foot over your shoulder" which made me

Am watching Have I Got Election News For You.

I can't get my foot over my shoulder. I can get it over his, easy....

I will be watching Have I Got Election News For You later (tomorrow, the day after, etc)

Night all....

Thanks for the helen, not sure it'll be necessary after seeing that pic of Faf Zaf......

I'm off to the chateau to get my feet over Aramis's shoukders

Night wenches

Band of Brothers 'Bastogne' episode if anyone wants to watch a thoroughly depressing war drama -everyone looks very grubby & faf in the snow

Next episode has Spiers being awesome as fuck beyond hot in the Church of Incredibly Flattering Lighting