Swagger Inn 147 - Theresa may (see what I did there?) be a difficult woman, but we're all easy (ylt) in the Tav........

[FancyFancy]

All welcome - but bring your own supplies

We've got that on too. Paula ep 2 was bloody terrifying.

Did someone mention men in uniform?

Oh FFS. Badders was it you who said it's the hope that kills?

BBC is reporting exit polls suggesting the Tories being the largest party but they may not have an overall majority. That was the best I felt I could hope for, but didn't think it was likely. And now my hopes are rising........

I can't take another night like the EU referendum

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEREEE FUCKING FLUBBING HELL EXIT POLL!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT HELPING MADAME. NOT HELPING!!!!!!!!!!

Woah.....didnt see THAT coming...

DISTRACT!!! DISTRACT!!! trying not to hope, don't want to wake up, hear the news, and cry like last year

Excellent tactic letus

Recorded the last 20 minutes of DIY SOS so just watching that now.

Newcastle result in......

whhhhhaaaaaaaa???
I fell asleep with DS....
Oooh! 'lo Athos

Oooh! Interesting...

I like the distraction techniques.

um..... when did Stupid Cat land on
me?
Yum...

Bloody FancyCat arrived with shit stuck to her trousers just as the Newcastle vote was about to be announced. Am running a few minutes behind....

Am now a bit snotty sniffly mess but in a really good way. They're such an amazing family

'k I'm heading back to the hayloft....

night all

For the first time ever I am telling DH to put the sports channels on. I can't watch any more and get my hopes up.

Phwoooaaarrr at Aramis

Can we stop counting now? Labour have got three, no one else has got any. That seems a good place to stop.

More distraction needed

For the first time ever I am telling DH to put the sports channels on. I can't watch any more and get my hopes up.

Phwoooaaarrr at Aramis

Can we stop counting now? Labour have got three, no one else has got any. That seems a good place to stop.

More distraction needed

So.... I've just stopped for lunch. Fucking hellfire!!! Proud of my constituency! And my Proxy!

It is FASCINATING.

Now trying to explain WTAF to colleague whilst muttering 'Kensington?!' Etc.

Alright comtesse!
I'm still up and fascinated too

Good effort Bads!!!

I'm now back working but will attempt a few sneak peaks. Wow. Exciting.

Morning wenches.

What time did you make it to Badderz?

I was sodding dreaming about it all night. Watch HBFs and think about HBFs during the day and up to going to sleep and do I dream about them? No, I bloody well don't. Where's the justice in that?

Anyway, the radio report perked me up a bit.

Morning all - where's the result? you mean I have to look at an actual news site/listen to radio and not in the Tav?

Waves to comtess
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Ah - ya beauty! A hung parliament. Exit polls were pretty much spot on then?

Just remember, if you ever feel like you've fucked up, at least you didn't call a snap election for no reason and then fuck it completely

Completely unrelated, for some reason this made me alomst cry with laughter www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0556b91? and wonder is MrC is blagging his way round jobs in a similar manner?

Right, much as I would like it to be, today is not a holiday and I need to get going with morning routines....

Woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

I cant fucking believe it!!!!!

Jeremy Corbyn, fucking hats off to you sir. In the face of incredible oposition on all sides you just kept on trucking and kept the faith and now Theresa May has to eat absolute shit and accept she TOTALLY AND UTTERLY FUCKED IT UP.

She may be able to cobble together a working minority govt with the help of the DUP but her days are numbered and so is her utterly contemptible, undemocratic, cowardly, arrogant style of politics.

No, you cant call a cynical election for party gain, not even bother to fucking turn up to debate your policies, and expect everyone to fall into line. Surprise surprise!!!!

Moooooorning

Well this just got interesting
Not in my constituency obv, a depressingly safe Tory seat, but woo-who