Swagger Inn 146 - The one made in a panic because there are only 4 posts left....

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Morning
I wonder if letus has stopped watching that gif yet?

Busy day at work ahead & I had a late night last night - why do teens only talk to you after midnight?
Best jump in the shower to wake myself up, have wonderful days everyone - it's Friday!!!!

Morning wenches.

Tchuh at you trying to help Helen and bossing DS about aka reminding him once about something he wants to do. How very unreasonable. Athos is going to tell you just how unreasonable you've been.

Homework is done. It's not great but it's done.

Anyway, Friday. Hurrah! Paella is recovering. Kept singing No Other Way. Oh Paella, I told him, there's always another way.

I'm going to hide in get the chateau ready for Aramis.

it's a very pretty shower gel applier, but I'm not sure it will help fancy get out the door to work

at Athos...

I accidentally picked the wine instead of the oil for the cooking

Uh-huh... accidentally eh?

My boots have arrived!!!!!
They don't fit!!!!!!!
FMStupidShapedFeet

Afternoon. We believe you WW.

Sorry about the boots Helen.

My online shopping goes something like this: A third is fine. A third goes back. A third is kept as I'll probably wear it sometime or I'll alter it. Then two years later it goes on eBay with the tags still on at a fraction of what I paid for it.

Badders have you watched Last Kingdom yet? Fantastic episode, I cried at the end. They'd better renew it.

Oh FFS - have just see local election results

Good to see that the wench preference for beardy grubbiness is being applied by Marchaud Matt Stokoe

Ah, yes, I saw him in the trailer and couldn't quite place him. I'll record it as it clashes with Versailles.

I think I also spelt his name wrong there - Marcheaux.

Anyway... DS has copied out the toy section of the Argos catalogue written a 'birthday list', which includes the Minecraft Moviemaker. So I went to look at it on ebay... all I can say is WTAF ebay?!!!!

I'm ignoring the LE results.
Too fucking depressing.
I'm going to watch last kingdom later.
Dh has finally chosen his new car. Thank god.
Loads of admin to do, but busy weekend again. Ds1 off paintballing and Dh and Ds2 off to a model show.
Feeling bluergh...sore throat, headache etc.
Have a good weekend wenches x

Helen
😂😂😂😂

Evening wenches. What a mistake to make Wicked

Bollocks to the boots Helen. The last ones I ordered online also went back.

I have Jamestown set to record as I won't be back in time to watch it.

WTF though

Aramis is going to have to be extra amazing tonight to take my mind off things. I'm sure that won't be a problem.

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I suggest we ask Dr Lemay what he suggests for Badders He is a man of science after all, he would probably want to experiment to see which of her list is the most effective at making her feel OTH better

Oh Helen
Bless you
I need both of them in order for the cure to....ahem...work 😍😁

On June 9 I'm going to feel worse than I did after the Brexit vote. And that my friends is fucking saying something.

Goodbye, NHS!!!! It was great to have you!

helen spill...WHAT have you been looking at on ebay late at night?

Dh and I have been talking.
Not really sure what we can do :(
Just planning to save as much as we can as a cushion from the worst of the Tory policies.

Evening wenches

If I hide in a vat of wine, how long can I avoid the world for? The only tiny piece of good news is that the UKIP vote in my constituency tanked. Fucking Tories increased their share of the vote though

I need a distraction

That's because the tories have adopted ukip's stance and policies fancy. In a crass and utterly reprehensible plan to gain total dominance.

Strong and stable my arse. Conpletely self interested and irresponsible more like

TM sounds like an unhinged robot
"Strong and stable, strong and stable...."
"Exterminate....."

The Tories didn't get all of the lost UKIP votes here - a load went to the LibDems - just shows how some people don't understand what the fuck they're voting for.

Well I've thouroughly depressed myself watch last kingdom 😪
I'm now watching Jamestown.