Swagger Inn 146 - The one made in a panic because there are only 4 posts left....

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Fancy that's so typical

Watching Austenland again, love when they get introduced to the men and Miss Charming tries to speak with a British accent And Bonnaire is really funny.

My favourite scene is coming up Letus knows what I'm talking about

Ooooofff

Does the commercials on MN start automatically for you? It's bloody irritating.

Morning wenches. I'm still in my dressing gown.

at Howie as a director. By the time he's stopped spouting they'll all have gone home.

I rewatched Versailles because I thought I went to sleep first time around. I obviously did, I missed the whole ball thing at the end. Yes, Madame de Montespan's boobs are very - ahem - erect. I think they're implants.

I don't think they know whether it's meant to be a comedy or a drama. The Chevalier seems to be in his own separate show, sort of Carry On at the Palace.

I've got AdBlock for Chrome WW. I think you can get it for other browsers. It's free.

I have Adblock too - it's a complete sanity saver.

apricot - you are spot on about the Chevalier . And I agree, those are implants.

Celebrating Valpurgis today, in Uppsala it's total mayhem so I'm not going there. Dinner with mum tonight and then lookcat a bonfire maybe.
I'm trying to get a move on but I'm sooooo lazy.

Fancy 😀👍
Absolutely
Never enough cock!

I've done half the ironing - just all dhs work shirts to do which I HATE

Ds2 watching something on his iPad nonhos homework is done - he still has piano practise to do though

Dh and ds1 are at the football thing - I suppose I ought to get a shower

Sigh

Back home. I'm knackered today.

Very windy here too Fancy. Good for the washing though

Not sure when I'll get to Versailles unless I can boot DS2 out of the living room and I watch whilst ironing. Might have to wait until tomorrow.

Am pleased to report HBI was in attendance and blessed us with this gem "Think about it, move forward and go down" - seems Helen's letter did the trick

And as I am in charge of lunch, I'm frying the bacon. And then I'm frying my egg in the bacon fat. Mmmmmmmm.

Sounds delicious Letus

It was. Although I broke the yolk which I suppose serves me right for being a bit smug.

Currently watching Homes Under The Hammer. I know, I should calm down a bit.

Watching Wife Swap, there's a complete lazy mysoginist husband in it, unbelievable

Valpurgis in Uppsala

Blimey ww, it is packed

Most relieved to hear that there has been an improvement in the innuendo situation letus

Just about managed to stop myself shouting "and about bloody time too" Fancy

Miss Marple now. Proper one with Joan Hickson in it.

This is how one pf the parks looks afterwards

Glad the innuendos are back Letus

How can it be 4 o'clock already?

So looking forward to my trip. I'll be meeting wenches, lots of food and drinks, staying at Chateau Fancy and meet the Fancycats, depending on the weather I might check out some markets and maybe a Jack the Ripper walk

Sounds an excellent plan Wicked.

Better go and get changed and put some make up on, and chivvy the DC to get ready. We're off to older sister's house for a bit of a party. I'm usually really looking forward to something like that, but I'm tired and I'd rather stay at home and watch Miss Marple.

Afternoon all. I am knackered and have RBNR. DS did well in SportingCompetitionThingy though, so hurrah!

Will try to RTFT and actually retain some of it later. hurrah for innudendos though, and at the state of the park in sweden.

Klaxon for fancy - that weird bloke you like from war and peace is newt's brother in the new Fantastic Beasts film!

www.inverse.com/article/30649-newt-scamander-brother-fantastic-beasts-2-callum-turner?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=clutchpoints&utm_campaign=influencer

Oh, I almost forgot, Cat café on Monday, squeeeee

Police and a tent hospital, ready to take care of all the drunk people

Home!
Ds1s team got to the semi finals so good day
Both dc showered and fed
Just cooking dinner for dh and I
Then bed and iplayer

Getting ever so slightly tipsy

Love tipsy Letus

I'm back from dinner at mum's. Also watched the American car cruising that blocked up the centre of town and looked at a bonfire for five min, some hunky firemen there do that was a bonus. Managed to get safely out of town and now at home and it's o'clock