Madame - Doooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt! 
I haven't been to a hairdresser for years... it's the MN haircut for me, plus help from DS and sometimes DH. I have never had a FAF hairdresser - if I had I might actually visit one more often.
Glad Buffy is better, hope DGS is ok Apricot. DS hurled himself into his pushchair for my DM once, and immediately bounced out again and split his eyebrow open on something. These things happen... it's not like I haven't been on duty for his other injuries that required medical intervention. (It's amazing how quickly you get seen then you and your child turn up in the Dr surgery covered in blood... and it's also useful if you have accidents in the presence of a nurse who whisks you up to the local minor injuries unit to help get sorted out.)
Oh - the Mug. yes Fancy - I have many more requirements/preferences, but it's only a mug and I think the checklist needs to be readable. It is, apparently, a genuine WW2 poster 
In TB filming news. I know why they are looking at non-acting experience actors (though I'm still astonished it's for the lead). My contact said that they have also put a call out for trainee technical crew - camera operators and the ilk. It's a kind of 'money can't buy' training experience that the production company are offering to up-and-coming talent/students. Good for them!
Hugo's upcoming project is Brittania which is going to be on Sky Atlantic at some point this year - they're on twitter at twitter.com/britannia_tv?lang=en
finally, at things leaving a funny taste in your mouth. soz. I am thoroughly ruined by you lot.
#SaltyGarglesForSoreThroats