Swagger Inn 146 - The one made in a panic because there are only 4 posts left....

[ApricotCrush]

My thoughts exactly fancy!
He can be a bit of a cockwomble at times...

Hello wenches.

Talking about shirtless, anyone seen this week's Grantchester yet? I do love Sidney.

Spent half the morning wrapping an item I sold on eBay, and it wasn't even for me, it was for DS. I seem to be selling his drum stuff. It's all so big and awkward. Anyway, it's gone now.

Off for a blood test tomorrow as I'm so tired all the time. No cuppa or breakfast before I go.

Apricot - that's not a good start to your day - for while you can...

Fancy - Aramis wants to know if you enjoyed your thigh massage. His tongue hands may have wandered somewhat... But he also says he'll take on board your 'delayed gratification fetish' comment for future reference - you might want to clarify that for him.

Badders - tell him to read his own paperwork FFS, you already have two children

I'd best get the washing in, see if it managed to dry today while I was out.

Feels like I have three sometimes Helen!
He is in total denial about this op. He has told work he is having the op on weds and back to work Monday.
I've just read he is supposed to avoid groups of people for 2 weeks due to infection risk. He isn't even supposed to bend down for 2 weeks ffs! He is determined he is coming home same day even though his op is not til the afternoon. He has never had an op before.
He is a fucking moron.
I'm done arguing.
I will take an overnight bag. No way is he coming home if I'm not happy!
I think next week may be a tad trying
^ this is the same man who had a strop when I pointed out after an op I wasnt supposed to be left alone for 24 hours....he was going up to his mums for Sunday lunch!
Jesus, the shit I have dealt with over the years....luckily he knows now that I won't put up with it.

It's been raining here on and off today so the dryer has been doing overtime.
I stripped the boys beds today - will do mine tomorrow.
Oh, and I'm due on the blob at the end of next week.
What a fun time we shall all have!

I've got loads of stuff to watch on iplayer and now tv
Must get to it....
Ds1s new online homework thingy isn't working and he can't do a quiz he has been set. The teachers seem to have gone a bit mad with it tbh....about 14 pieces of homework set in one week?
Oh joy.

Ds2 and I have made more cakes.
Right! Off to watch stuff....

Evening wenches.

Bloody hell Badderz, he's going to need surgery to remove your foot from his arse at this rate

I am now very much looking forward to the most recent episode of Grantchester Apricot . And my Austenland DVD arrived today.

Getting rather pissed off with some people at work thinking they should get preferential treatment in certain matters Ah well, short week.

Fancy - I bet MuseMan whose name I've forgotten has really strong fingers, just right for a thigh massage

That's men though isn't it? Making allowances for health issues is overcautious moddlycoddling. Until they get ill (see man flu) then it's the worst thing ever. And god forbid you should point out that they were advised to avoid x in the first place

I'll shut up before I convince myself I never want to live with another man ever again

Sigh
I miss him when he's away
But then within an hour of him being back the washing baskets are full, the bathroom mirror has his smudgy prints on it RAGE and his stuff is just strewn everywhere
Maybe he should work away all week and come home at weekends to do heavy lifting and stuff
😂

helen, yes Aramis's massage has been most invigorating - please pass on my thanks & tell him not to worry about going off piste as it were . If he requires clarification on the issue of delayed gratification then I shall be more than willing to demonstrate later. We will need to set aside quite some time for this, however. What a sacrifice....

Badderz - will the hospital give him a sick note and, if so, does that mean he has to stay off work because he won't be insured or something? Jeez, even DH, who doesn't even suffer from man flu and just carries on regardless, took the required time off after his surgeries.

That's the chap Fancy. Ah science

When we all had noro a few weeks ago it was dhs first days off sick for nearly 9 years

Which is great

But after surgery you need to do what the dr tells you!

Grrrrrrr

I know you appreciate rigorous scientific method letus

Oh!
I've been listening to muse today! and berry manilow and Johnny cash

"Rigorous"

LetUs - I've found the perfect night out for you (sort of) You want me to call in some favours and get you in?

Just make sure you get everything down im properly Fancy

Love a bit of Barry Manilow Badderz

Helen A night stuffed full of Nutella - perfect!

And is quite amusing...

LetUs - I knew that you'd like it - being stuffed with Nutella is right up your street

Yy Helen, right up my alley

That video is brilliant!

Why do YOU need to read HIS papers Bads?

I have a CD with Barry Manilow

Because he is a twat wicked 😀🙄
I'm fed up and hormonal but it's too early!!!
Gah
Hope the blood test goes ok tomorrow apes

• nice big fry up when you get home?

Watching Versailles. Phillipe is hilaire

Which episode are you on helen?