Swagger Inn 146 - The one made in a panic because there are only 4 posts left....

[ApricotCrush]

Gathers wenches to my copious bosom...
(Hugs)

Letus

Gosh LetUs, that's scary.

I've done my first online food shop, yay! Be interesting to see what arrives.

I've been buying vintage fragrance on e bay....must stop next month!
😣

LetUs thank goodness they were at a different exit.

When does your shopping arrive apricot? How many inappropriate substitutes do you think you'll get? (It will probably all be boringly correct)

Thanks wenches.

When's it due to arrive Apricot? Hope you get all you asked and there are hardly any no odd substitutions.

That reminds me Badderz, I must check eBay for Lush Ginger perfume.

Tomorrow between 4.30 and 5.30. It only cost £1 for delivery and was quite easy to do although it did take me an hour.

I once sold some vintage perfume on eBay. Someone gave it to me for Christmas donkey's years ago and it still smelt lovely, but perfume gives me a headache. I had a bidding war and got £77 for it.

at perfume! Mind you, I've just had a look on eBay and a bottle of Lush Ginger is up to nearly £40 with bidding time left.

I'm watching Chelsea Flower Show on BBC2. Its very calming.

Argh - I have just had a work meeting throw a complete spanner in the works for managing DS's social life and swapping favours with other parents ("Yes - you have mine this week and then I'll have yours while you're away to leave you in the lurch because apparently I have to go to an unavoidable work thing." )Arse.

Oh bloody hell Helen

Don't forget there are occasional large erections at the Flower Show too

Erections? Where????

There are some very impressive erections, you're quite right LetUs
(Chelsea Flower Show WW)

Love the way WW appeared at the mention of erections!

Apes

Like some kind of alarm

Hayloft for me too. Night wenches x

Am I too late for the erections?

Letus

Morning all all round, just because.

It's not so much an alarm as a klaxon, surely? There will doubtless be more erections tonight

BoringOfficeJob calls...

Erections????

Morning wenches.

Klaxon is the word I couldn't think of last night , and yy I expect there'll be more erections and neatly trimmed bushes tonight too.

Have had another crappy night's sleep because of this cough which won't fuck off so I'm staying in the hayloft today.

Hope DS1's tonsillitis is improving Badderz.

I love my wenches, you're so funny

Omg letus thank god your family are ok.

Head seems better now.

I bought parks and recreation yesterday to give me something to do while slumped on sofa. It is ace. Now the problem is I just want to carry on watching but need to do loads of shit to catch up with past two days.

I knew you'd love it Madame!
I'm going to watch the series 5 finale of elementary...
I've just had a choc ice.
Living the dream

Ive seen a couple of series before bads, planning on going the distance now though. It is one of the best things ever on telly imo.

Well jel about s5 finale! God I hope it's on amazo soon...