Swagger Inn 146 - The one made in a panic because there are only 4 posts left....

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Quel soulagement!

Thank FUCK one country knows a fascist when they see them. Although what that 30% odd were thinking WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.

I'm back btw. I followed a long distance trail of Welsh cake crumbs

I couldn't sleep for the worry of it all as France is my back up plan if it all goes tits up here. I am now awake, hungry and need tea but cannot be arsed to go to the kitchen.

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I've been lost in ether due to smashing my lovely iphone 7 and due to STUUUUPID insurance thing sorted by Mr C have had to wait THREE WEEKS to replace it. Meantime Mr C helpfully gave me ds1's 'Oz' phone which is an old iphone 4 which WONT LOAD MN. Ever. MN is blocked on work internet. Bastards. I've been hugely efficient with life things though which has demonstrated the trouble of 21 century living.

Anyhow. Off to read thread and catch up.

Btw

In lovely flat til next Weds then we are home again. Truck pull was dribbletastic but LOTS OF WOMEN embarrassing themselves giggling/snapping/throwing themselves at men including my children!!!! so was forced to take aloof and principled poise. It was like TB groupies but with more sweat and muscle about.
(Although I'm hoping Tom Strike is a bit of all this).

COMTESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid iphones, stupid work internet, stupid stupid etc. etc.
Still, you're here now.

I have to go strip a chicken. Not one of ours, obvs - the one we roasted this evening for tea. Back shortly when it's all in the fridge/bubbling in the slow cooker to make stock...

Still being fully serviced then?

Watching Captain America (the first one which amazingly I've never seen). He's just said to his commanding officer me "I'd like to surrender myself for disciplinary action". I am very much up for that

comtess

Knew the welsh cakes would work

What disgraceful behaviour by those women - blatantly objectifying those men with their muscular tanned bodies....arms tensed....thighs straining......

Totes agree - Vive La France!!!!! Thank fuck for that

Yes. Still being fully serviced . It's fucking GREAT. It's going to be a right ball-ache having to wash sheets and towels and make beds up again.

In other news a) due to extra time in life to do things I like rather than launder things I got year's PB in a 10k yesterday am 47.44. Well pleased with that. b) thoroughly. Enjoyed GOTG2 too Letus

Comtess!!!!

Well done on the PB comtess, maybe leave the rest of the welsh cakes for me then - wouldn't want to scupper your fitness regime

at PB for Comtess - was that with an imaginary HBF just in front of you to chase? I think that this event is more my style

Also, yes - hurrah for France - viva le everything! You must move to theAlps Comtess - then we can visit Chateau Comtess for real

Hello comtesse!!!

You know your posts do sometimes remind me of the way Bridget Jones writes her diary. In a good way. Ie Funny

Except the fact that she was lazy and shit at exercise like me

It's snowing

Morning wenches.

Some excellent French celebrations there Fancy

Well done on the PB Comtess!

Is snow particularly expected in May where you are Wicked? Either way, it can feck off.

Do I have to go to work?

Snow wicked?! Well, if you will live oop north I suppose... It's drizzling here and generally dreary, but the washing needs to be done so I shall be draping wet clothes in the office with me in the next few hours...

Um...
Nope.
Nothing of interested to say

Oh - hello LetUs
Nope - nothing to see up there LetUs'sWork. The hayloft's completely empty and unoccupied just now. Definitely. Any squeaks or noises are just mice and the timbers settling. Def. not LetUs and various HBFs playing hide and seek in the hay.

I'd be quite happy with snow if it involved some of the FAF up there in my last post.

Morning

Have actually been up & about for a while due to emergency school run as the school bus broke down ffs. Again For the amount I pay for the service I think an individual sedan chair from door to door would be appropriate

And breathe....

It is cold & grey out there, I should do some gardening, but indoor chores are more appealling.

I'm not surprised, the weather is a bit schizofreni atm but it's a bit late for snow in my opinion But it melts at once at least.

On the phone to virgin re upgrading my mobile
I'm losing the will to live
😫

For Wifey

2.5 hours and counting.
What an omnishambles.
I wouldn't be doing it if ds1 didn't need my a new phone 📱

WTAF Badders?

Life is too short. Tell Ds1 to buy his own phone and leave you with yours

Afternoon.

Oh Badders you have my sympathy. I took a parcel in by mistake this morning as I hadn't got my glasses on. It wasn't for me. It took an hour to get through to someone who could contact the courier to come back for it.

I dreamt I had to go to fetch DGS from school and I parked in a car park miles away, but still decided to walk. I couldn't find the school and walked for hours until I was completely lost and didn't know where my car was. I woke up exhausted. I actually do have to go and fetch him later. Wish me luck.

Well
It's done
Ffs
I'm getting a new Samsung - fuck knows why I was just desperate to get off the bloody phone!
I'm know watching repeats of Silicon Valley and eating a sandwich
Re scheduled parents evening later. That'll be fun 🙄 She's not going to like a lot of what I've got to say...