Swagger Inn 145 - the one made by the Swedish one who can't come up with a witty title either

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

I think a letter of complaint is in order LetUs

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Dear SportingActivityOrganisers,

I pay good money to spend my Friday nights watching HBIs my son learn SportingActivity and taking note of the HBI Instructor's teaching methods innudendos

I note that one of the hottest main instructors has been missing on consecutive weeks, and the instructions by his replacements are very boring clear and concise with little room left for innuendo and smut

Please rectify this immediately or I shall be demanding a refund and sending DS to a more entertaining class. I hear the local swimming team has an HBI in speedos

Yours,

A disappointed Parent
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On that note, I am heading for bed and a busy day out tomorrow...

Night all.

Thank you for the vote of confidence letus

I think you should send the letter that helen drafted, I think it accurately describes all our feelings on the matter.

Morning wenches.

Alright?
I'm watching Versailles
God I love Phillipe and le chevalier
They are so wench 😍

Love the letter Helen

Been to the hairdresser today so I look good for my wenches and they let me in to the UK. Also bought wine and tried on shoes which made me all sweaty, didn't find anything though. Enjoying a nice cup of coffee on the couch and relaxing

Excellent days all round.

Watching the second part of Mind Over Marathon. I expect to be sobbing very soon.

Getting ready to go to sporting activity #1 this weekend
Sigh
Not in the mood tbh
Been to see mum
Popped to shops
Done a bit of housework

Afternoon - have had a massive lie-in & feel much better for it - nearly fell asleep in the bath last night . Need to actually do stuff now.....

Had a good cry at Mind Over Marathon. Bloody inspirational.

Watching Grantchester now. James Norton - sigh

James Norton. Running fast. Oh yes.

Watching Extreme Couponing, it's fascinating

One person spent 10 hours in the supermarket

I've seen an episode of that. I'd really hate to be behind them in the queue at the till.

Watching Bletchley Circle. Then I've got to do some tidying.

Love James Norton as Sidney.

I wish I had the time to do that couponing thing. Hang on, I do have the time but couldn't be bothered.

Hope Helen's having a good time at the wedding.

Apricot

I have stuff to do. I can't be arsed.

Apes We hardly have any coupons in Sweden so it wouldn't work here.

I've done some tidying and washing sorting.

Am now watching a Poirot I've never seen before! I love the clothes so much.

Phew
Back from tournament - ds did quite well for his first doubles comp
Then macdonalds as a treat
Then home
I've pootled around and done a bit more housework
Am now in bed watching iplayer
Off to football tournament tomorrow
Need to sandwich in ds1s homework and masses of ironing at some point

Well done MiniBadderz!

Sean Pertwee is in this Poirot. I think he might be a bad un though.

Ok love me a bit of Sean 😍

God I'm knackered

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

Phew!!!!!!!!!