"A sweet comedy"
not one I'd be ab;e to watch with DH anywhere neat.
Badders - you live at the doctor's surgery '#exaggeration - how can you not know about the 'one issue per appointment' rule?!
You might get away with two if one of them's really minor, like "What's my blood pressure, btw".
LetUs you clearly need to lie back and let your list get to work on your shoulder. They'll soon sort you out with some serious 'deep heat'
Re. hoovers, surely the cordless ones just run out of energy before you've managed to extract all the cat hair that has been woven into the carpets? Apricot you need one upstairs and one downstairs - saves lugging the sods up and downstairs 
In other domestic drivel, I found a can of prehistoric grapefruit in our cupboard which was oozing onto the shelf
so cleaned it up, then found another one, which tried to explode when I opened it (fountain of grapefruit juice). So this is your handy hint for the day - beware of tin of grapefruit that were best before 2010 
This has been typed one-handed trying to eat tea with stupid cat on my lap and interrupted by DS wanting a song and a cuddle.... it's taken a while. Is it still Tuesday?