Swagger Inn 145 - the one made by the Swedish one who can't come up with a witty title either

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

I love craft homework, except it causes massive stress because DS usually has very fixed ideas about what he wants to do and I have to sit on my hands to stop taking over

I wonder how long this will last?

Can't remember everything on thread but yay for miniApricot's new love & comtess not being washed away.

Excellent Easter bonnet madame

Whether this is temporary or permanent, this is for LornaMN & MNTech

Hello Fancy Have you had a good weekend? Well done on decorating - we had as many Easter hats as HBFs!

It's good to be back

My weekend? It's been a non-stop merry-go-round of sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll. Or if I'm being strictly honest, mostly mumcabbing, gardening & laundry.

Oh, I think you should stick with lying sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll.

I was at a spa day yesterday. I spent most of it asleep relaxing in nice hot rooms with different smells. [blissed out smile]

Ooh, I do quite like a spa day, especially massages & facials

And whose hands would they be then? (runs through Fancy's List...)
I didn't actually have any treatments, just dozed lounged about. But I do love a massage. Can't be arsed with facials though. Well, depends who is doooooooooooooooooing iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I could be persuaded

We have Drunk History on...

Those three in my last post would be a good start.......

I shall take my preferred facial administrator up to the hayloft now

Night all....

Evening wenches.

Apricot - I love your post. It's really lovely to read.

Fabulous hat Madame

The glass of wine bit sound very familiar Wicked

Well, we are back. Had a great time. Didn't get lost at all Did a Duck Tour today which was brilliant. Totally knackered now.

Glad to hear you had a fab time letus

DS1 even enjoyed parts of it, although his face going into the British Library was a picture He did very well though and wasn't whingy as I wandered round the various exhibits saying "look, that's an actual piece of music written by Bach!" or "ooo Jane Austen!" "that actual piece of paper there is a letter written by Anne Boleyn!". He liked the Ian Fleming writing though and I was very restrained and didn't subject him to it for any longer than necessary. What a good mother.

And now I shall head to the hayloft. I too am in need of a massage. I've no doubt there are some jolly talented HBFs up there willing to apply their hands and fingers to various pressure points.

Morning wenches. Hurrah for recovering Badderz - but take it easy okay? No overdoing it

Sun is shining, DC are off school, and I ^have the whole week off work"!

OMG LetUs - a week off while the DCs are still at school
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to get dressed and get DS out the door. I need him to get dressed too.

No, DC are on holiday Helen. However, DS1 will be at a friend's house all day and DS2 will want to play outside quite a bit as it's nice. I can cope with that

Need any help getting dressed? Not sure how quick of a process it would be

Had a fab/weird dream that I was romantically involved with Art Malik (a younger and hotter version), he was filthy rich and owned a huuuge .... yacht and everything. (He was in an ep of Poirot U watched this Friday, that's probably why he popped up in my dream).
I also dreamt that I was getting lost in London.

I watched, not U

Morning wenches

Aw look at him - looking all innocent while he's asleep unlike last night

PARTY AT LETUS'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My two are off already. I'm off out for a leisurely country walk in a bit, they are both still soundly asleep & if either stir before midday I'll eat my hat.

Can totally understand the Art Malik thing Wicked.

Walk sounds lovely Fancy. DS2 has been up since 7. DS1 just got up. I'm off to peg out my washing, whilst still wearing my pjs and dressing gown. Living the dream

Still feeling a bit horny

Bollcoks. Totally forgot to say relieved you're okay Comtess and for helping your neighbours. 😘