Swagger Inn 145 - the one made by the Swedish one who can't come up with a witty title either

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

I've watched the other ep now....😞😞😞

Evening wenches.

Hurrah for hopefully went well interview Madame. Hope car isn't expensive Fancy. Are wenches warm? I'm a bit on the chilly side here.

Fucked off with the attitude at work of: female staff get a bit shouty (which they rarely do TBH) = oooo bit hormonal, can't take the pressure; male staff get a bit shouty (happens more often) = he's got a lot of work on and is really under a lot of pressure, or that's just what he's like, best just keep out of his way. Fuck. Off.

Anyway. I like the sound of stomach crunches and think this is something to be factored into many tv shows and films.

Just been helping DS2 with his homework. I know shitloads about the Anglo-Saxons now.

Evening all.

Weekend plans have just gone tits up DH is all 'Well, it's a shame, but to will make the weekend less chaotic.' He is missing the point. The best part of the weekend just went tits up, the rest is extraneous stuff that will keep us busy but I would have ditched to keep the other bit.

Anyway, that's more than enough of being a self-pitying miseryguts. The cause of the tits-up-ness is unavoidable and understandable, and will just have to be rescheduled. Then it can be revisited on a weekend that isn't already full of other stuff.

Hope Madame's interview went well and she is getting lots of work done
Fancy - yes re. Tom Hardy. Maybe if I'd have watched Taboo I might see the attraction
Excellent news re Baddersezes FiL
LetUs - FFS re work. I was very grouchy and sweary today at BoringOfficeJob - if anyone had suggested it was because I was hormonal I would probably be on gardening leave just now...
(I am not fucking hormonal I am fucking sick of red tape and incompetent fuckwits creating more work than is necessary )
Have Wicked's cats disconnected her internet access?
Where is Comtess? I hope she's still being fully serviced
Also MIA, Mouse and Elk

Right - I need to cook some tea...

to all wenches.

Oh Helen - the enforced change of weekend plans sounds shite and probably feels even shitter with the "oh well never mind" attitude. Athos will make it alllll better.

Evening

Commiserations helen, that sounds shite

Car only needed one minor thing doing to it, so the bill was just below what I had budgeted for It came back all clean & shiny - all the better for seeing the scratches & dents

Dinner got postponed this evening, which is why I am home - so now I can fill my evening with chores, what joy

Hello Fancy - I'm sure that Aramis can fill you your evening for you if you like? Or gibbs, or Damien Lewis, or...

Pleased the car wasn't as spendy as first thought Fancy and it's now lovely and shiny. I remember with one of my previous cars I'd taken it in for its MOT and when I went to collect it from the car park the garage used I couldn't see it at first. DH spotted it and said "you didn't recognise it because it's clean"

I miss watching Phineas and Ferb. DS2 never really got into it.

I think I shall head to the hayloft. Dustin said he needs help with his ball toss and getting his shots in the box.

Morning wenches.

Another thrilling day of shiteness at the office with not an HBF or even an HF in sight. Plenty of Fs though. And to top the day off I'm at the dentist tonight for an extraction. Wooohoooooo.

I'm sure I should be doing something (other than the obvious of telling DS to get dressed and ready for school) Oh well...

Hope LetUs managed to coach Dustin to a successful result last night

I have another day of faffing online freelancing and (hopefully) gardening. Plus the usual washing, because the sun is out and there is a load in the washing machine already (which is mega-organised for me).

at helping Dustin to a successful result But of course I did

I've done stuff here - washing machine and dishwasher which DS1 will switch on when he gets home later. Supposed to be raining all day here. Hope you get good weather for gardening Helen.

I'm so tempted to just close my eyes for a minute (even though I slept okay last night) but I don't think that would be a good idea.

g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan... Let's hide in the hayloft with HBFs for the rest of the day. No-one will notice...

Oh well - better do the 'get dressed and act like a grown-up' thing

laters...

Oh okay. I'm already dressed but I draw the line at acting like a grown up.

Have great days wenches x

Get dressed and act like a grown-up... so the HBFs can rip our clothes off? Better?

Much much better

Morning

I like that latest sentence of yours helen

Sadly Aramis had to wait last night as I did some work - I really am that dull

Another busy day in the office today, I am looking at the sunshine outside & wishing I could spend the day in the garden watching an assortment of hbfs getting grubby & sweaty as they work

Right, ought to go & do adult stuff (nlt), have fab days everyone

Just waiting for grocery delivery to arrive....

I put the washing on the line... #LivingDangerously.
Then brought it in an hour or so later still, it's almost dry now.

Afternoon.

Fingers crossed for Madame's job.

I never get my car cleaned when I have an MOT or service. Am I going to the wrong place?

I thought I'd write a to do list this morning to spur me on, but I tend to do the easy ones first, and now I've run out of them and can't be arsed. I think it's because I'm cold. I can't work when I'm cold.

Last Kingdom tonight. Uhtred can keep me warm.

Oooh
Uthred tonight
Phillipe tomorrow
Lovely 😍

I must tell you wenches
I've done fuck all so far today
And fully intend to continue in this vein....

No Apricot, my car doesn't get washed by the garage either. Though my boots/shoes get polished when I get them re-heeled

I'm having a S2 'OnInTheBackground'-Watch. There is some truly irritating writing (clunky plot explanations "I'm just an Ordinary Musketeer like you..." (oh shut up Treville and give us some credit for a bit of intelligence/memory - we know you got sacked)) and behaviour (fuckwit Kingy) in S2. And we won't even start on Fuck-Off-Rochefort.
At least Princess Assassin Louise is a wench. And the FAF is pretty.

And it's raining here so that puts a dampner on gardening plans (literally).

Evening wenches.

Apricot I make lists of things to do and include stuff on I've already done so I can cross them off straight away. I do a couple of other things and then run out of steam.

I think several people where I work need refreshing as to the definition of self-sufficient and gratitude. Twats.

Saw a sign for a shop today (which closed down ages ago) called Ye Olde Wench and Trinkets .Can't believe I've never noticed it before!

Bought a new bag.

Off to be not brave at all very soon at the dentist.

Evening. Been for a walk, chilling on the couch now with a cuppa Hope all wenches are well.

Good luck at the dentist Letus! Can we see a pic of your new bag?

Ugh
What a boring day
Off for my x ray tomorrow morning then dh home
Bloody busy weekend for ds1 - badminton AND football tournaments 🙄
So that'll be fun not
Having tech issues dh needs to sort out
Dh has his pre op on Tuesday then op the following week
Hope everyone is ok and had more exciting days than me!