Swagger Inn 145 - the one made by the Swedish one who can't come up with a witty title either

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

I could pass for three rhinos using a phone. Do not buy those salted caramel all butter biscuits I mentioned earlier, unless of course you wish to expand. They are delicious.

The rather gorgeous Art Deco bracelet on AQ earlier was apparently worth £150,000 It was bloody lovely though.

Right, I am off to the hayloft.

Night x

Morning wenches. Monday rolls round again. Does that a lot, the fucker.

What day is your interview this week Madame?

HBFness is needed I think.

Morning LetUs

A good night's sleep, and hot bath, and some actual stretching when I got in from the garden seem to have left my back feeling much better than I expected. This means I wont be able to move tomorrow of course.

I need to get to work, (yet more paperwork) am tempted to have are-watch in the background. Hmm... do I go for S1 Sass, S2 grumpiness, or S3 Captain Rock-god?

Hope everyone has a good day... I may be back later wittering nonsense and inanities (no change there then).

Morning wenches.

A rather dull day of chores to attend to today

I need a series of rewards for motivation. Beardy rewards. Hot ones.

A trip to the sops first - this as a possible reward?

shops ffs, SHOPS

It's Wednesday letus

fancy that reminds me of something I saw on social media. Went something like this:
Ofsted inspector: What are you learning about today?
Y1 child: Shops.
Inspector : Yes but what are you learning?
Child. SHOPS. You deaf?

Fancy How about one of these at the shops, and the other one waiting for you when you get home?

Madame stupid Ofsted inspector

LetUs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Evans is reading the CBBC bed time story on 10th May

That's the idea helen

fab kid there madame!

Right, next up laundry & ironing. Hmmmm.....laundry....water....wet clothes.....Next reward can only be

Or..?

I am watching last kingdom
Utred in a lake
Lovely

Poor aethlefled 😞

Oh Badders yes. When she was standing in the doorway looking in at her father she seemed to be thinking of the life she'd left behind and knew she couldn't return to.

Afternoon btw. Chucking it down here.

Very very grey here apes
Leofrics nephew!!!!
I love Finn
I would quite like aethelred to end up with lots of arrows sticking out of him 😡

I'm hoping to go to the dr tomorrow re; migraines
Then cover for work (wish id said no now!)
Still got the Durrells to watch from Last night

Erm, I really can't decide helen. So I'll have both

The big pile of ironing is done. Reward time..........

School run - no time for reward for me. I did have a S2 rewatch running in the background while I worked. Christ but Rochefort and Kingy are annoying in S2. Rochefort needs the KHITFWFAAB treatment, and Kingy needs a slap.

I watched a bit of dr who earlier...that futuristic white city...I used to teach English there!!!! Hahahaha! The students weren't sinister emoji bots though and there was no obligation to smile continually... especially not the way I taught English

I watched a bit of dr who earlier...that futuristic white city...I used to teach English there!!!! Hahahaha! The students weren't sinister emoji bots though and there was no obligation to smile continually... especially not the way I taught English

I wish this fucking snow would fuck off

Evening wenches.

Lines up and HBFs (who, for the purposes of perving
proper appreciation and scientific research, need to be topless)

I must say the thought of those three will keep me going through exercise class. Speaking of which, I'd better get changed.

I've started treadmilling again in support of DH on the crosstrainer.  

I thought it was snowing here earlier, it's cold enough, but it was just blossom off the trees.

Have Line of Duty and Grantchester to watch tonight. What's the betting I fall asleep after 10 minutes?

Sigrid stole my spot on the couch, she's so adorable