Swagger Inn 145 - the one made by the Swedish one who can't come up with a witty title either

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Evening wenches

Have I missed roast lamb @ madame's?

I've done ok for eggs this year - my DPs bought me one & then expecting none others I bought myself one. Then I got given one by work (nlt) & Fancyman

Saying nothing Fancy. No comment about eggstenuating circumstances.

And while you're here and before I head up to the hayloft .

Night

I say

Although Kili looks displeased at you ogling another man. Best placate him (totes a euphemism)

is he very cross? hope so

And now I am definitely going to the hayloft.

Oh killi
❤️
Blob has landed (late) so I feel hungry and tearful
😖

Morning all.

at Madame's method of buying Easter eggs
at MrBadders

I suspect that like Bill Hicks, the shower scene is better with sound . I was impressed with the soap coverage they had on their backs though

I'm going to have to watch Hobbit Films at some point, as long as DS doesn't have the remote, because he has an annoying habit of skipping to the good bits. Which is all very well when you're seen the film once already, but not on the first viewing.

It is currently lovely and sunny here . I will probably spend most of the day wrecking my back in the garden. Once I've got my backside off the sofa and some clothes on... Right now DS is demanding requesting that I look for lego star wars stuff on ebay.

Morning wenches.

Badderz - my last blob arrived 12 days early! No idea what's going on and when I can expect next one. Gives life that bit of an edge.

I enjoyed helping to get Gibbs lathered up in the shower scene. Lots of practice was necessary

Athos will be on hand to help with a massage after your gardening day Helen.

Supposed to be taking DS1 shopping for stuff for a field trip but he's not feeling well.

Afternoon.

FFing through to the good bits is also no use if DS's idea of good bits doesn't coincide with yours helen

Right, need to get moving & get off to the shops, there is a state of emergency @ Chateau Fancy - WE HAVE RUN OUT OF MARMITE

I keep shrieking at people so I've come to bed 😖
Thank god dh is back at work tomorrow and kids at pils
Got a few errands to run but other than that I shall be kicking back and watching tv all day 👍

I'm working, I fucking hate doctors, they can't speak so you hear what they're saying Off in 10 min thank God!

Shopping with DS1 done. Fairly painless.

Hope Fancy's having a similarly successful shopping trip.

Feel your pain Wicked. It's especially annoying when "this piece of work is urgent but I've mumbled my way through it just so it's not too simple for you".

That sounds a great plan Badderz. We have the ILs round later so I have to crack on with tidying and stuff. Sigh. Don't want to.

I had a fantastically successful shopping trip thanks letus - bribed DD to buy what I needed whilst she was out . My house is complete again - I have Marmite in the cupboard.

Right, must go. Am off out & am getting dinner cooked for me

Laters.........

Yes please to that massage now... On the plus side, there are piles of weeds that are no longer in the flower beds. On the down-side I am feeling all hunched up in the manner of Julie Walters being a decrepit waitress.

at fancy's Marmite crisis - thank goodness disaster has been averted I have jjust realised we are nearly out of milk will have to hope we can eke it out for tomorrow, since it's too late to buy any more.

Good luck with the inlaws LetUs

and and and and [HBFs] to all wenches in need. Actually, just for all wenches. There's always a need...

Afternoon!

I can't remember when I was last bought an Easter egg. Probably when I was a child. It doesn't matter anyway because I can't eat chocolate.

Glad the Marmite crisis has been resolved Fancy.

Yay for successful shopping.

Know what you mean wrt Doctors WW. I used to have to decipher their writing.

Well, DH has bought a cross-trainer. He has a dodgy knee as a result of a lifetime of dropping down onto it when DIYing and gardening etc. You don't realise what you're doing until it's too late. The X-ray isn't good, but he's been advised to exercise it for 3 months to see if he can improve it, otherwise it's Black and Decker time a new knee. He's worried about the golf and so am I.

apes.

Dont panic, black and decker knee surgery can do wonderful things these days...

GOFG on BBC at 8.30

For Apes

So these chocolate eggs, are they filled with candy or how does it work?

I'm breaking in my new glasses, works quite well so far and I can't believe how cheap they were

Watching Poirot and laughing at a terrible fake Swedish accent

Evening wenches. ILs gone now. I am stuffed full of very tasty food.

Am very concerned re the golf knee situation for Apricot MrApricot.

thanks Helen

It varies Wicked. The egg is hollow and then you get a little packet of chocolates or sweets with it, or chocolate bars. Depends what make the egg is - Mars, mini eggs (mmmm), etc.

DH has put the football on. I'm wondering how amenable he'll be to turning over to Guardians of the Galaxy.

Speaking of Poirot, the BBC bought the rights to Agatha Christie's works (all or some of them, I'm not sure, although I am sure somewench has already mentioned it). So they did Witness for the Prosecution most recently (didn't like it) and of course And Then There Were None which was most entertaining. They're doing Murder on the Orient Express next. Was a bit worried about Poirot because David Suchet was so brilliant, but it's Kenneth Branagh so I think he'll be fab!

And in honour of the BBC and its fantastic Christie adaptation, I shall post this. I am forever grateful

Just read on IMBD about the new version of Murder on the Orient Express, it was the David Suchet version I watched just now, quite depressing episode. Penelope Cruz is apparently playing the Swedish/Scandinavian woman Greta Ohlsson can't wait for her crappy accent

Ooo I hadn't thought of checking IMDB! Hopefully she'll have a really good voice coach. Great cast!

I just love British crime

I could totally be a Poirot assistant. Love the hair and clothes and make up and the general lifestyle. As long as I wasn't in any danger of course

We're watching GOTG. He's just his "pelvic sorcery" dancing. Just waiting for Lee Pace to appear. Completely evil and totally blue. Still would.

Evening.

That's a bit worrying re. MrApricot's knee hope the crosstrainer sorts it out. Maybe he should take up walking as well to help? Nice long walks that get him out of your hair in the fresh air for hours at a time...

I don't think DH and I get each other easter eggs, thinking about it, but tbh I make sure there's a constant supply of chooclate in the house so I don't have the need for an imaginary bunny to keep me supplied Oh the fun we can have introducing wicked to all the different types of eggs... I have some Lindor Balls, but I'm not introducing them to anyone except me and my mouth. And Athos, if he's very good bad

DH has been out, and now come back and put the football on. And left the room. Thanks for that. FFS. I shall retaliate by suggesting we go to see 'Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead' via NTLive at the cinema... (I suspect DH will look horrified at the thought)