If mumsnetters were all Enid Blyton characters....

[welliemum]

.... what would we post about?

Chat: My children have just been kidnapped again by international jewellery thieves. I do hope they are rescued in time for tea.

Behaviour/development: My daughter is athletic, assertive and extremely capable at everything she sets her hand to. I am so worried about her. How can I get her to wear a dress and simper like her darling cousin Anne?

Style: I have a super hat. It's blue with a bell on top. I'm thinking of teaming this with a red jumper and a yellow scarf, any thoughts?

PMSL

Don't forget the lashings of ginger ale

Is Fanny a suitable name for a young lady?

Fanny is a lovely name. You could shorten it to "Fanjo" as well.

Parenting: What do you think of the name Dick?

Multiples: Am expecting twins. i want to call them Dick and Fanny but DH says no.

PMSL at this little lot...pelvic floor nearly gave way

I overheard a mother saying "drat" to her toddler in the supermarket - should I have intervened?

Chat Do you think Quentin in a poncetastic name?

In the news Group of children foils espionage ring again

AIBU To let my young children to go on hoilday in horse drawn caravans with no adult supervisation?

That Enid Blyton .. gawd she's sixist .. I can't believe this thread even exists , I am ashamed to be a Mumsnetter ... her with her famous fives and super sevens .. sixes have feelings too you know and it would behove you all to remember that

(what like that? )

secret sevens!

Durrrrr!

I am sick of making home made lemonade and providing sodding ginger biscuits.

Help! My children are stuck up little prigs! What can I do?

ROFL

Anyone seen any promo codes for Lacrosse sticks?

Health: My Fanny is feeling all queer. Should I take her to the Doctor?

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