Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Morning

I'm impressed you're ready for a day of work after last night letus

May has been a long time coming hasn't it sparks? I wish to god they'd tell us which day of the week it will be shown

Me too - Simons reply was "no comment" or along those lines when asked ..:....... Never wished a month to pass so quickly

MORNING bye - it is gorgeous here

Morning

I'm full of lurgy again
Ffs
And ds2 wanted to scoot to school today AND he has a friend coming for tea which I had completely forgotten about
On the plus side I have 3 loads of washing on the line
Am planning to do all the bedding this week as its given nice weather out for a fecking change

Morning - sorry for being absent, its been a tad stressful chez mouse. Mr M is finally submitting his dissertation and true to form he left the writing up of it till about 2 weeks ago. D Day is today, thank fuck. TM and BM need to be split up and moved into separate rooms as they've taken to trashing their shared room and not sleeping, so I've had one of them in bed with me until D Day. It's been too hectic to sort out individual rooms. TM is being assessed on Friday for his statement. Oh and we're all sick too. And having put grumpy BM up for a nap, this is the first time I've been left alone in weeks. I'm otb, the house is a mess and I need to do a grocery order.

Musketeers in a month though.

Hugs for wenches in need -
Pops Whisky infused lemsip on the bar for badders

Pops a VAT of whisky on the bar for mouse and hopes your sanity returns to you and your home soon xxx

What?

It's for my nerves - DS has a GCSE exam today

Joins fancy
For reasons

No reason needed

let's look at something pretty while we drink.....

A vat of whisky sounds lovely.

Had a panicked phone call from Mr M - He's having printer issues, the binding machine wont work etc etc. I'm actually completely out of sympathy. His approach to doing this whole thing has been shit, the entire family is stressed. It's all self inflicted and his own fault for trying to submit at the last minute.

Meh.

And best of luck to wee fancy.

Sounds like you need it.

Thanks re DS, he seemed very relaxed as he set off. Stepmum reckons this is karma biting me on the arse for my own seemingly blase attitude to o levels. Suspect my DF is phsl. Bastards

Hey everyone
English Lang Fancy my two think it went pretty well. Arrrgggh. I was hoping this would be the shock they needed to knuckle down!!!

I'm off for dinner with Mr C. At our house. Cooked by him. Halle-bloody- lulliah the cook is back. TFFT.

Waves at the tav and wenches entering GCSE hell ....

So it's Tuesday - which in twitville means Trevs day - so I give you for delight or horror Trev having Bumsex - need I say morre?

Finally welcomes home the chef Mr C

Evening wenches.

Mouse

Welcome back MrC

Good luck to wenches and their DC beginning GCSEs

I hate my job. They're twats.

I made it through last night with enough energy for today as the HBFs did all the work and I took a more relaxed position throughout. I intend to repeat that tonight with Aramis.

Evening wenches

tart, I prefer this pic of him myself (no bum sex involved)

Welcome home to MrC, & enjoy your meal comtess DS is doing dinner tomorrow, so that is something to look forward to however. He thought the Eng Lang exam was ok too - on a par with practise papers he'd done & his coursework has been good to date, so he's been fairly chirpy this evening. Hope all went well with yours too.

Whatever takes your fancy fancy

Or this one?

Mouse!!!!!! welcome back, huge re stupid manshape and last minute submissions.

Also to wenches with examing DCs

and to LetUs

erm...........

Well he does rather tart, not as much as this man admittedly, but I think letus would lynch me if I went there tonight, so......

In other news, FMEmailMountain and general work backlog. Argh......

One email at a time - I can deal with it.

I need more

I just watched Captain America rip apart a log with his bare hands. I went cross-eyed and made a whimpering noise.

Evening wenchi.

Coming at you while waiting for fake tan to take. As I've heard a rumour we've got 23 degrees coming.

What we need is a 3rd series of TM, then we wouldn't need the sun to make it hot & i wouldn't need to be sitting here smelling like this.

I bet you did letus

I may have spent a pleasant few minutes earlier today googling pics of inapproriate sporting crushes and their manly arms

Speaking of inappropriate sporting crushes, the Giro starts this weekend & Kittel appears to be in it . Not sure how long he'll last, so let's hope Nico is riding too as he stands a better chance of getting to the end so I can see more of his thighs