Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Morning TeamA (it's a boy by the way)

Morning wenches.

Hope you feel better soon Badderz.

Had a wench dream last night. Was out shopping with Wicked who went to Marks and Spencer. Then I was at some kind of historical site - lots of houses of historical importance round a central grass area. DC with me with a couple of other children. Cinn was there too putting lots of interesting questions to the children for them to find things. And there were loads - and I mean hundreds - of kittens! They were everywhere and were so cute. No HBFs sadly.

It's absolutely pissing it down here so I have no inclination to go anywhere.

I. JUST. CAN'T.

Thankyou thank you thank you God for making him so smitten he has temporarily forgotten he fucking hates SM.

Ooh Letus, you dreamt of ME I was probably going to M&S to buy my favourite cookies

You were looking for clothes Wicked.

Remember when Santi was on Soccer AM and was talking about football and looked and sounded relaxed and happy and etc? That picture is that times about a bazillion.

< buys makes batch of blueberry muffins>

Awwwwww
😀

Hello wenches, back from the caravan. The weather wasn't too bad, but very cold. It didn't really matter though because the first visit is to set things up, jet-wash the van and decking (DH), spring-clean inside (me) and general trouble-shooting. The first morning the boiler died, so no heating or hot water , and we had to get a man in to sort it out.

I'm afraid the joy of the programme has gone for me, although I'm sure it will come back once it starts. We've had to wait so long, the rest of the world has seen it before us, we've been trashed on Twitter (I see it was still going on over the weekend) leading to arguments with other groups, and we've turned against our own. This all makes me very sad.

Haha, we were all wrong about SantiBaby. Cute!

Oh, and outdoor sex? I remember many moons ago finding that we had been watched by three sheep with WTF looks on their faces!

letus When you're not having sex dreams with people you'd actually like to have sex with, you dream of kittens

And there were loads of them Fancy

Here's to better times over the spring and summer at the caravan Apricot - better weather and nothing breaking. An audience of sheep eh

Popping this in......

And this - as actually this is how I prefer him - wet .....

Welcome back Apricot Heating failure while you were there? brrr hope the man was very prompt about sorting it out for you.

[kittens] for LetUs and Fancy and WW - do you want cookies? (at least you get something approaching an appropriate smiley!)

Also, latest screening news from Simon Allen is "probably Luca, Tom, Matthew McNulty and hopefully Ali and Ryan!" Santi is otherwise occupied and Howie is unavailable.

Evenin'

Home from a character building weekend of being slapped in the face with a wet tent.

Have a mountain of muddy shit to sort out and BabyElk has just poured a bottle of squash over the sofa

How are all wenches?

Arse sit rep - better
But now have a sore throat
Ffs
Think camping wenches are very very deranged brave
Dh has repainted the kitchen
We've started clearing the conservatory in prep for decorating
Took ds1 and mum to a local fair.
That's it
OH
APART FROM WATCHING GofT (EP 2)!!!!
OH
MY
GOD

It's raining here

Ooooh Helen!
It's a good un

Full range of emotions there Badderz - I believe that's standard for GoT is it?

I've not stayed in a tent since I was little and I can't see it happening again unless Steve Backshall's offering

I've just seen a picture of Benedict with his baby. And there was one of Paella earlier in the week holding a little baby (not his). Throw in the Santi pictures and I'm surprised I can hear myself think over the noise of my ovaries pinging.

Haven't seen any pics of BC with his baby
Santi looks very happy

Just finished watching the Chelsea Tottenham match. Very happy that Leicester have won the League!

I could do with more reasons to be happy watching TV on a Sunday night. Or Saturday. Or Friday. Any day to be honest.

I do like a Bank Holiday Monday but then it seems to make it worse having to go to work after one day's holiday. One day - what's the frigging point?

I'm off up to the hayloft with .. eeny meeny miny mo .... Nope can't decide. Come up with me all of you and I'll make an informed decision.

Morning wenches.

Well, all you gentlemen were excellent last night and I simply couldn't choose between you so best if you all rest up today.

In other news, don't make me go to work!

Morning yous lot.

Now. If the BBC come good on what we've been told, we have A MAXIMUM of 28 days to wait for S3. 28. After 14 months.

Woooohhhooooooo.