Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Oooooooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffff

Well today I ventured to the shops without my gloves sparks so the rumours may be true.

Lobs in JP Twitter pic...

Morning - can someone PLEASE pass me some sticks to keep my eyes open with? Why oh why the day I go to London - do I get woken at 4am by DH1? It's not like the day is long enough already without the seriously early morning wake up call - bleurgh

Hope your day goes ok tart X
Well
I'm
Now coughing up green grunge from the depths of my lungs so feeling GREAT this morning!

No plans today except work and washing..there is actual sunshine out there people and I intend to harness it's rays to clean my ds1s bedding
Jesus, that boys BO could strip pine
Glad dh is back comtesse
Dh has been back 5 days and came home from work and told me he has to go away again next week
I hear dc moving about...better go and check on them
Have a lovely day all X

Morning wenches.

Lovely Helen, very nice

Paging Doctor Athos for Badderz

Sparks - Aramis is waiting in the chateau. He figured he may as well just stay in bed for you.

Hope this might help open your eyes Dart

I have to go to work. I don't want to.

Well good morning Mr FAF - that is the wake up call I needed - thank you

Morning wenches

(predictably)

I winder if having more than one DH is contributing to the tiredness? Maybe try a bigger bed?

Well you have a good day for it badders - get those windows open & wash everything! DS is definitely better than he was - deodorant applied religiously now, still never notices when his hair needs washing though

For letus

Thanks for that, LetUs. Let me rinse off this fake tan & I'll be straight over. I look a bit like those promo pics we've seen from the last couple of S3 eps where there is clearly a fire.

Morning wenches. Sanity has finally returned to my house. Good luck to GCSEing wenchlets.

Is anyone watching Houdini and Doyle btw? Stephen Mangan makes a great Doyle.

I've been watching it mouse
Very good
But I LOVE SM

Crying at the thought of more than one DH - God I was knackered. however bit of slap and lipstick on - am in London and my day can now start in earnest -

Re watching plebs
Crabs = pies with legs

WTF are you watching Badders?

Also can I just say that post the catastrophic start today with my early morning roll call - I am now officially on a roll - turns out I am a whirlwind on fire with no sleep coffee/ Diet Coke/ red bull/ any other legal or illegal drug I can lay my hands on to keep me going.

Hope GCSEs all went well - pops whisky on the bar in anticipation of the wenches returning .....

Pops HBFs on standby at the tav to welcome shag needy wenches as and when they arrive

There is now a gap in this house 'til the next GCSE, but I appreciate the sentiment tart. It'd be rude to leave those hbfs with nothing to do now they're here, so........

Plebs
It's a comedy show set in Ancient Rome

Well, I'm knackered

Mouse - I ready that as Santi has returned to your house
Tart DS was awake and 5:15 - I feel your pain/need for caffiene

think that's all for now....

Forgot to mention earlier (as it was so underwhelming) that I suspect I had a Hidders dream last night, the memory is very hazy, but there was a lack of any sexual activity of even the mildest kind and a full complement of clothes

Evening wenches.

That's how I read it too Helen

I wish Helen. No, just bog standard boring sanity without the slightest whiff of sexy or Hispanic.

BM is currently jumping on me, not sleeping. I'm hoping he passes out soon. Anyone want an energetic toddler?

Oh - LetUs - I saw an something today and thought of you....

I found this

I think I love you letus

I have an energetic DS2 Mouse - I'll pass on the toddler thanks

I can work on that issue Helen, don't you worry

You're welcome Fancy. Selfless of me really. Let me help some more.