Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Morning all.

Um. Well if the orchestra are just outside the cupboard I really can't see an issue. With the right person I'm pretty sure I can throw caution to the wind.

Shouldn't you be scrubbing your ensuite comtess & not in here mulling over the logistics of cupboard shennanigans?

I found some of that mousse spray stuff so I've sprayed that everywhere and I'm reclining on the bed with a cuppa whilst it 'does its magic'

Did I ruin the mood? [grins]

Ok. I've now started with the '20 minute HITT style cleaning' programme. Go at it like a woman possessed. Then rest for 20 and perve at TB pics.

It's working well.

Sounds good - think I need to adopt that tactic

Oh that's brilliant Cinn!

Excellent thread cinn - especially liked this : Can't you single mums just find a man? How hard can it be? Maybe if you learned to cook...?

The magazine clearly spent time there, getting a good feel for the mn boards as advised...

Presumably they spent that time working out how many boxes they could tick off their 'how to piss off MN posters' list?

Nice warm day today madame, at least if you haven't found your clothes yet you won't be cold

Asaand it's gone poof. Quelle surprise

Boo - that thread has been deleted. I have spnt today doing Real Life... I have attacked nettles, helped pollard the willows and not sprayed off the ground elder because it's too windy. I tried digging up the veg patch again and got depressed by the futility of it all. (So I chucked weed suppressant over it and am ignoring it) We also had a water fight (with hot water because I'm not that stupid) which helped cheer me up again

I have not done... oh no, I did do housework - hoovered upstars. Go me

Oh, and Sparks - 1st May, outdoors? No. It's not that hot

Oh but google still has the thread cached

I have done some cleaning , but more importantly dug out a shrub in the garden that I was annoyed with. Well ok, more annoyed at my failure to prune it properly. I now have the space to put in my new plants, so am feeling pleased.

I was out in a short sleeved top as well - plenty warm enough if you're being energetic & working up a sweat

Evening wenches. Have been visiting (parents) wench and then entertaining (ILs) wench. I am knackered.

I would like HBF volunteers to carry me up to the hayloft please and then do wonderfully imaginative things to me. Thanks ever so.

Oi, don't take all of them, that's just greedy.

Well no-one else was about
Who would you like? I think they're all a bit knackered now, but feel free to have a go. (Speaking for myself anyway - LetUs might have objections if she isn't asleep yet)

I could do with a back massage from a hbf, but don't think I'd be able to withstand the wrath of anne if I snuck off with Aramis - that would really finish it off. So I'll choose a hot steamy bath with Vronsky.

S'okay. I've 12 to choose from - more if you count for example Santi's various incarnations - so someone's bound to still be up for it from the Musketeer HBF contingent.

Give his rubber ducky an extra squeeze Fancy

Night wenches x

Consider it done letus
Night

Morning
Lancelot santi for me please

Ugh
Still for tummy issues so not going anywhere today
Lots of stuff to do though....
Ugh