Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Cock shots of dog would be better ......

Er I can share ...looks sheepish at being caught out

Thanks Fluff!

Liv your photos are an acquired taste and we wenches aren't ready yet

Tart...we can work it out...

Minty...
If Monday were a person....

Badders yes!!

Afternoon wenches. Have spent a marvellous day with wicked. We did not wench our way round the National Portrait Gallery sniggering at codpieces, absolutely NOT. We then met anne for lunch where we did not ogle the pert arse and firm thighs of one of the waiters. Especially when he leant forward as the next table settled their bill, which seemed to take quite a while

Off to read the thread.....

Sending my two to a catholic primary confirmed their atheism & DS's secondary school is attended by so many entitled proto-Tory twats that he's also turning more left wing. Result!

That is an improvement thank you liv, but I'm talking about the one on the right, how about you?

Hope miniwenches sitting RS today found it ok, DS seems reasonably pleased, so that's reassuring.

Glad the MouseHouse is doing better today

Thank you for that link apricot, will read that in a bit

Ds2 cracked me up at Easter...
He did a reading at the school church Service.
Later that night after we had been talking about the easter story he said;
"I don't know, mum. It all seems a bit unlikely to me"
😂

And it deserves a post all to itself

FUCK ME HOW HOT IS THAT PIC OF ARAMIS?!?!?!?!?!

Fancy what a great sounding day. We had a very nice waiter yesterday.

Jamie Lannister is pretty, isn't he! But I would so shag Charles Dance too and Peter Dinklage - you know how I like older men...

Minty you are so diplomatic

Ooooh Minty and Tart in a Dog-off

Liv ...you know me

Give us some popcorn fluff I need the carbs to run with.

^^

Liv! Share nicely!

Look it's the wench approved PC pic...

Liv WTF are you doing posting a picture of my grandad????

Nice..but you're not distracting me Liv with your handsome man cake in snuggly jumper.

To make up for dear old grandpappy let me remind you what a proper man looks like

And yes they are shop bought, but in my defence, I needed something to go with my cup of tea on the train

Wenches, we are on active convos again - break out the prosecco!!!!!!