Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

No fancy he will leave crumbs in my cleavage!
Mmmm welshcakes though.

Hauls dog out of cleavages - takes him back to where he belongs .... (Namely between my legs ......)

Pours Prosecco over Dog - I was in the mood for a COCKtail

GRANDPAPPY??? 😱😱😱😱😱😱

^

Call yourself TeamDog minty when you'd complain about him leaving a few crumbs in your cleavage? Hand in that wench badge now!

However reminds myself I CAN share - so here you are DOG lovers

😋😋😋😋😋

Very pretty. but not as pretty as

Right ladies on your marks......get set......DOG!!!!!!!

Oh no he will be all soggy now Tart

I have no crumbs in my cleavage....flops checked it out for me.
Thoroughly 😂
Fancy...did you need to move your thigh for the waiter?

I had some red sparkly stuff was very nice!
Dh is putting up blinds
Ds1 is in bad mood as he has a head cold.
Ds2 is dressed as spiderman and jumping on the trampoline
I'm upstairs hiding watching Netflix
😉

My humping isn't dry ....

Badders say thigh again...

Yes please do badders......

She says it beautifully in RL

Aw thank you fluff

Unfortunately my thighs got nowhere near him badders so no moving was required

Did someone say thighs?

Fair enough Tart, you are looking a bit moist from where I'm sitting, I must admit

Thighs

Oh THIGHS!

Go I love wenches, especially when a Monday becomes an impromptu thigh appreciation day

Thighs, you say?