Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Chains ✔️
Extra extra large pots of lube ✔️
Capaldi sexiness ✔️

Ooh. Banana 🍌✔️

That's a very good idea tart, also mustn't run out of:

Prosecco
Poocorn
Spare parts for the Dyson Air Multiplier
Febreze
Then the usual....ropes, lube, pink sparkly glass wands etc

Haha...

ELK!!! 😘😘

Nutella
Paella
Rennies
Cuisenaire rods to help BBC execs with scheduling
Crystal ball (ditto above)
The music of murray gold
Some promo
Flying pigs

WTAF is that awful screeching noise coming from downstairs (nto)?? Is it a chainsaw? Oh, wait. Liv's back. Missed you, you disgusting pervert 😘

Yes Tart, definitely time for a re-stock .
Given the amount of stuff that these degenerates lovely ladies will require for S3 we may need to make some space in the stock room. Do you think we could safely throw away those penis beakers that no-one ever used? And there's a load of rotting fruit because only the peaches got used for some reason.

^^

Alreet! 😘

Alreet!
Tart how many packs of Tena lady do you think we're going to need to stock? And have we got any of those plastic sheets left?

BBC Media Centre Q&A with the cast.

Haven't had time to read it yet.

HOLY MARY!!!!!!!!

Dear God, that is complete FILTH!!!

He does look as if he needs a bath .......

Speaking of which ...... fluffs do we need to order some more Aramis on a rope for showers etc? Just recalling a rather glorious image of DOG in the bath. Totally naked ......

Afternoon. The highlight of my day so far has been eating a milky bar. it's being a Monday deliberately I feel.

Monday's
They're fuckers aren't they?
Grr

minty I am loving your return to the tav - i feel as though I have been a lone dog lover in the midst of Team A and their Rota - and Athos lovers and their hayloft ....... And their glorious pics of their respective loves - however YOUR DOG pics are VERY WELCOME

Fuckers indeed Badders

livs Cardinal cock shots not quite so visually welcome -

Awww Tart! Have a gratuitous chest on me.

I fecking love you xxx

I have to remind myself this isn't bookofface and I have a limit to the amount of pretty I can post!!

Aramis on a rope - check
More Tena lady - check
Should we order a new flamethrower for the chaise? It would be a disaster if the current one gave up.

Welcome back Minty
remember Tart doesn't like to share....

But cock shots of the Cardinal are goooooddd...