Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

Well your b'day, your choice sparks I shall be going for the shiny chin option myself.

Afternoon/evening wenches.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I have been spending the day washing and then trying to put together a World Book Day costume for DS2. I am the least creative person in the whole wide world so it's something of a challenge.

Tonight I plan on drinking black vodka in the bath whilst reading a book, and then getting stuffed full of Paella in the hayloft.

Go Scotland

We are in snowy Frenchland having had bugger all sleep due to ridiculous flight times and transfers.

Hope Sparks is having fun with Santi at Center Parcs, and you're all behaving yourselves. No HBFs, sadly.

Wi fi being a bastard so can't read thread properly
Good result for wales, will be watching the ireland match
Happy b day sparks 🎁🍸😘
Sofas look good and are very comfy.
Had my nails done...dark grey. Very nice.
Work seem to have cocked up my pay 😞 I've only been paid for the first week I did (end of Jan) Ffs.
Feeling grotty...no idea if it's a virus or just me being pre blob 😵
Both dc are currently in a submarine huge cardboard box the sofas came in so are happy. Dh has cut them airholes wenches, never fear! Also portholes (my kindle changed that to porthos, how amusing!) And room for their periscope 😒
Hope all wenches are having a good day x

PS - have RBNR. As you may be able to tell.

Helen...where are you? Is it your half term then?
Comtesse...I've told dh he is knocking up a doorless turret we can lock the dc in when girls come on the scene 😱😁

Love the sound of the submarine badders

I'm going to take my own dealing-with-colds advice this evening - am off out for a birthday meal, so will make sure to have something spicy. And remember to take some tissues for the inevitable runny nose.

Oh look, Aramis is uncorking the wine to let it breathe. Now will one of you Athos wenches keep him occupied please or there'll be nothing left for me to drink later

Coming at you from the CP dome. Re teens. Yesterday DS2 (15) had his arse slapped by some girls if approx 19 while they were telling him to get going down a water chute. Now if that had been goys on a girl I had to protect him on the lazy river after that. I went all Mother Lion

Oh & not a single half naked HBF in sight. PFFFT

The chastity tower sounds like a great idea. My boys are gorgeous (not me being biased, I've been told by random people when out and about) and apparently will have girls falling at their feet when they're of age. I just go conveniently deaf wherever I'm told this.

The male chastity tower will be very full. There seem to be more DSes in the tav.

I think this is the original classics thread, Mouse

Just done a re-watch of S2 Ep 10. Still one of my all time fave's.

I love this Dog look at Treville: come on Captain, you know we have to go and get Aramis back ..

Ooh, and ta for the curry! Is there any dahl? Whenever I try and make it, it turns into thoroughly unappetising mush

Gets wenches on the task of designing appropriate chastity belts for all our children.

LetUs don't you just hate dressing up bollocks, with a passion? I do. I resent having to try and get it all ready, and I am very un-creative lazy - I do the bare minimum and cheapest!

Thanks for the link cinn.

I can manage to make the one with black lentils and rajma. Though cos Mr mouse is weird and hates kidney beans I have to make rajma when he's away. Red lentils turn mushy on me too. I prefer sabhjis to dahl generally. So I'm more likely to make saag aloo.

Oh do shut up mouse - all your talk of dahl and sag aloo is making my mouth water! I don't even mind a mushy red lentil

@ the cheeky mares sparks, too damn right that's not on

there do seem to be a lot of male miniwenches. Not sure the 'mini' bit is always apt

Have fun tonight Fancy

for wifey.

Snogs all wenches

Been out to fika with a bunch of strangers from a friendship community online and had a really good time

Thank you ccw, but I'll pass on the snog as you don't want my germs I'm sure. Glad to hear you enjoyed your fika, perfect activity for a cold Saturday afternoon. Right, nust go & start getting organised.

Laters wenches

ccw I do wish there was an English equivalent of fika.

fancy

Oh my goodness, I feel very uninitiated wrt to bumsex and centre parcs. I had no idea it had such a rich history on here.

Home from town with expensive bottle of herbal catarrh jollop. And whisky, lemons and ginger. Have started with the latter in a nice hot drink with loads of honey.

I'm afraid I'm with MrMouse re the kidney beans - the odd one or two here and there are OK, but not a dish created around them :-( Nice bit of sag aloo on the other hand, or aloo gobi ... I'm seeing a potato theme here

I'll snog you wicked :) but to be fair I'd snog anyone
Ire v eng match very tense
I suppose i should start dinner at some point....sigh

Badders not half term, we are just irresponsible parents and are giving DS lots of life experiences ruining DS's life for ever by taking him out of school. And depriving him of dressing up for the hell that is World Book Day. He'll be scarred for life I tell ya.

Yay for MotherLion Sparks did you give them a good brf/cbf?

Hope Fancy has a good night.

Oh fuck.
Is it workd book day soon?

Gee thanks, how flattering wifey

Of course BRF Helen. I like to use my skillz.

I am now losing the will to live waiting poolside for DS3 to have had enough b/c everyone else is in the bar & they do cocktails & it's my bday!!! To be fair H keeps offering to swap but it is lovely & warm in here 😁 I will be dragging him out soon though.