Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

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Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

Blimey sparks respect to you going there with H! How do you do it? Would love to be that amicable with P one day if we ever split. but cant see it tbh...

Enjoy your birthday cock tails

Is the only reason that it is lovely & warm sparks - or are there some fit men in their budgie smugglers?

I am stuffed, have eaten rather a lot. Dc were rather entertaining tonight - seemed to make an effort not to just speak teen bollox between themselves, so it was a really nice meal out

Evening all

Thanks for all support ref Ds2. He's basically just an incorrigible flirt. In a way, current situation means he isn't really getting serious enough with anyone to get too involved and that's a good thing. I have told Mr C that he is having a man:man chat tomorrow about it all. I'm pretty sure it's all just 'heavy petting' at most ATM but have major worries about post-exam holidays etc. Ds1 was always just more trustworthy and very monogamous with his gf which was fine. Fancy that option is def preferable.

Cinn hope the expensive jollop and assorted stuff helps.

Sparks about bum slap!!!

I'm now going to settle in with a David Tennant thing on Netflix.

Badders LOVE dark grey everything at the mo. Current colour of choice for most things

Helen enjoy enjoy snow fun. Will be wonderful for ds.

Oh and ccw so nice to hear you had a nice fika with new friends. You deserve it.

norah!!!!!!!!!

Morning wenches .....,, currently cannot lift my head off the pillow ........ouch .......too much wine ..............hoping for sympathy, not sure I deserve it

Ended up taking ds2 to ooh last night as his infected finger went dark purple and puss started coming out. So abx for a week!
Comtesse...you will approve of my new colour scheme for the conservatory grey
Am so about work mucking my pay up - AND they've taxed me!
Grr
Not very happy after last nights 6 nations. England played a very dirty game
No plans today other than mooching about.
Laters

Morning wenches

Poor DS2 Badderz. Sounds painful

Sparks - the little sods! I think you were very restrained.

Can't really remember anything else

Mojo on the blink again.

Oh I need to sort out the hayloft whilst Helen's away. I'll wait until more wenches are up. Don't want to speak anywench with the pitchfork.

Omg - Helen's away again!

Madame

Happy birthday Flops and Fancy

Watched one of the hobbit movies last night, I think they're kind of boring but AT is one hot dwarf

"Speak anywench" obviously supposed to be "spear anywench"

AT def a hot dwarf Wicked

Good work Madame

Happy birthday Flopsy and Fancy!

happy birthday - birthday wenches - the Tav is literally a birthday boutique in February ......

Have a brilliant day and make merry with your HBF...........

(Slumping back under duvet)

Gets back up - grabs Dog - goes back to bed

Morning wenches.

Happy birthday flops and fancy.

Poor DS badders. Hope the antibiotics do their thing quickly.

I need tea before I can form a more comprehensive reply.

Happy Birthday Flopsy and Fancy.
February is a very busy month for wench birthdays.

I plan on doing as little today as possible. I plan 'on moving only as much so others know I'm not dead'.

Morning wenches and thank you for the birthday wishes, I have been treated to breakfast in bed which was lovely!

Happy birthday to flopsy - hope you are also being looked after.

I plan 'on moving only as much so others know I'm not dead'. - wonderful description obs. I think that's a wise idea. I may plan on doing nothing and then when I do something I will have over-achieved.

Morning

I am freezing my arse off at a swimming training thing with ds4. Usually it's ridiculously hot and humid, so I've worn a strappy vest and a very thin cardi. For some reason the viewing gallery bit has 16 degree blowers on which I have tried and failed to turn off. Not happy.

Fancy and Floppers Happy Birthdays! I can't remember last time we heard from Flops. Shame.

Badders nasty hope it clears up very soon.

Oh bloody hell. Father Jack's passed away . 2016 has been an awful year for people passing away.

Just seen that too about Frank Kelly. Feck

18 years to the day that Dermot Morgan died.

I want to adopt Obs' wonderful plan

Yeah his finger looks bluergh
Happy b day flops and fancy
I've been quite busy actually - baked cakes with ds2, Sunday dinner cooked and eaten and now at mums.
Am soooo cold going home for a hot cuppa
Ciao

RIP frank
Feck

Oh fuck. Babymouse just said "tosser". There's no one else he could've learnt it from, except……err……me.

Mr Mouse said "babymouse" quite sternly to him about something and he responded with an earnest expression and "Daddy. Tosser".

Crap. Crap. Crap. I don't swear with abandon but cos TM doesn't repeat things, I probably don't temper my language as well as I could. BM repeats every sodding thing.

Afternoon.

Thank you kindly badders, hope DS's finger is better soon.

Sad news about Frank, Father Jack was a fab character.

@ babymouse . DD was a bugger for repeating stuff too, DS wasn't & had lulled me into a false sense of security. When she parrotted back 'Christ on a bike' when a toddler I realised I needed to sharpen up!

Happy birthday Floppers and fancy
etc

Madame re. livestock management - you're a star.

Mouse re BabyMouse and inappropriate vocabulary for you, and for us. (soz, not v. sympathetic! )

Comtess I an enjoying holiday through gritted teeth just now. Today was hard work - lots of lovely snow, but cloudy so flat light and hard to see what I was skiing on half the time. And my boots were too small so my right foot got pulvarised. Have now got new, bigger boots. They are bright red. I am fantasising about clicking my heels to get wherever I need to be.
DH and BestFriend have got for a drink. DS is complaining that he needs A4 drawing paper and I forgot to bring any