Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

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Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

Morning wenches.

he should be able to rest on the journey. He needs it.

Pleased there was a good rugby result last night.

Lots of stuff to do today, none of which I can be arsed with.

Morning all

Am getting very bored of this snot-fest cold, and plan to nuke it this weekend with a combination of sleep, hot ribena, steam inhalations and not talking. Suspect it will have no effect whatsoever . I sat at work yesterday writing my To Do list (none of this pictorial bullet-points bullshit (hahahaha my phone just tried to correct that to Blair) and I say that as a self-confessed stationery fetishist addict) , and it is depressingly long.

Hmm, apologies for the impenetrable sentence with nested parentheses

Happy birthday Sparks and Fluff.
Loving idea of that cheeky little Trollope minx texting Comtess's ds to offer her services!!

For birthday girls:

Happy birthday Sparks and Fluff.
Loving idea of that cheeky little Trollope minx texting Comtess's ds to offer her services!!

For birthday girls:

Happy birthday Sparks and Fluff.
Loving idea of that cheeky little Trollope minx texting Comtess's ds to offer her services!!

For birthday girls:

Oh dear!!

morning. Oh dear God my fecking head.....
Have just spent 10 minutes RTFT and sniggering quietly - it's a good one wenches.
Well I completed my mission and ensured that Wales beat the French. Comtess this is how it went: beers at the Goat Major, chicken curry and chips from Dorothy's eaten in the street, singing the anthem vair loudly and crying (always do) and then screaming my fecking head off for 80 minutes. I like to think that I did my bit to ensure victory. You're welcome.
Tart, glad to see you're being so diligent with the shop stock review.
Sparks have a great time bumsexing at CP and happy birthday.
Everyone else you're bloody brilliant!

Morning & happy birthday sparks.

What a fab post to post multiple times obs

I have a 13yo asleep on my arm. I can feel it withering as the blood supply is cut off..........

Pops by to drop nurofen / and prosecco on the bar -

I am mostly doing DIY today which I hate - but in the plus side I am off to a black tie do tonight .......(I have nothing to wear .....)

And just dropping moody MR FAF DOG in ........ I mean seriously from my point of view he is just bloody divine........ Have gone all squirmy at the very thought of him.......Fuck MN it only gives me 6 pics..... So will drop him off later -

Finally well done fluffs without you - the Welsh would have struggled ...... A job well done X

I forgot to say the prosecco is for the BIRTHDAY GIRL - Sparkles have a great day

sounds like you had a great time fluff

Fab multiple post obs

Can anyone explain the centre parcs/bumsex connection? Hope sparks has a great time.

Oh and those of you with teens, how much would your teens get for watching a 2 and 4 year old for about 3 hours? Two teenage daughters of our friends (14 and 16) have offered to watch the mice so we can actually go out together.

Have a lovely Saturday, wenches.

I forgot to say the prosecco is for the BIRTHDAY GIRL - Sparkles have a great day

Another with only 6 pics - are you on a phone tart?

13yo has moved. Circulation is returning, but now I have a cat across my legs. It seems my role today is to be a mattress.

Hmm, moved my legs before they went to sleep, now have a cat under my chin......

Hmmm, I'd like to be Athos' mattress

Hey wenchi

Oh sorry Cinn read cough for cold. Hmmmm. I'd try all of that and something with loads of lemon and ginger. Burn the fucker out.

I pay £5 an hour - if they are asleep - a little more if they are awake (the kids that is ....not the teenagers - if I found them asleep I would whip them)

comtess horny teenage boys and ready and willing tarts terrifies me - (and I am along way off this scenario) can you apply a padlock to the relevant parts - thinking medieval chastity belt - adapted for the male body ....

comtess horny teenage boys and ready and willing tarts terrifies me - (and I am along way off this scenario) can you apply a padlock to the relevant parts - thinking medieval chastity belt - adapted for the male body

and yes I am on a phone ...... Puppies have eaten the power supply cable to the computer - they did this whilst it was plugged in, so god knows how they did not manage to kill themselves .....

Wtf my phone has a mid of its own - sorry for the double posts

Thanks Comtess. I'm heading into town shortly (if I can be bothered to get out of my dressing gown), so will have a look in H&B. Although, what happens if your vegetables don't have a cough?

Mouse have no idea where the CP/Bumsex thing came from, other thN that it is part of MN folklore. Maybe it was another Penis Beaker. But you know, as its my bday AND rota night....be rude not to

Afternoon, mmmm washing a lovely fresh doughnut down with a cup of tea. Bliss
I like a bit of spicy food to help with a snotty cold cinn, esp if I have a chesty cough. A good meaty chilli con carne seems to clear the pipes.

I've paid £5 an hour for a teenage babysitter in the past mouse. This was a few years ago in London, for a 15 y.o. I think others were cheaper, but she had a registered childminder for a mum & lived up the road, so there was quality 'backup' & she was v experienced for a teen.

I can see why you're worried comtess, it's going to be a long summer holiday. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that DS will still be with his gf then. At least that's sex with only one person to worry about