Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

Porthos and rope - actually provides some potentially kinky rope knots ----

Er Dartagnan and rope actually just comes up with some rather hardcore fanfic so to save our blushes I won't post that in here ........

Afternoon you bunch of nonsense jabbering nut jobs.

this is NOT to be used to remove sweat and filth from HBFs 'K?

Sounds like you're having a lovely day comtess, carry on

ariadne excellent decorating....Comtess is right, soooo dangerously addictive

Oh, and technically sparks could turn the tables if she wanted, it's her birthday after all, she would just need to think about what she wants to pack from her substantial arse-nal fnar

The mower is bust, so I'm cutting the grass with scissors the crappy little electric mower we had when the lawn was the size of a postage stamp. Couldn't find the grass box for it either, raking up half an acre of clippings hasn't half given my abs a thrashing

Bujo is completely mind boggling but it speaks to my need to fondle things in paperchase and buy lots of penises pens.

Dart those Athos ropes look like some fetching curtain tie backs my mum had years ago.

What is this bujo business?

Mouse we have a whole new association type thing.
Athos = soft furnishings
Dog = dodgy literature
Aramis = soap
Porthos = knotwork

Elk, BuJo seems to be about making lists, with bullet points. And I tried to post you a pretty lawnmower but stupid Mn didn't work... will try again.

There you go elk get that chap over to sort out your lawn. I hear he's quite popular.

That sounds interesting helen. How did it come about?

elk it's an intriguing way of making lists. You index and migrate things and use different types of bullet points. Lots of people get very attached to their journals and do lots of doodles and sketches. And associated poncery with coloured pens and highlighters and something called washi tape .

Seriously ... "Oh who has the time"??

And as for Athos and rope ... This was covered earlier....

-athos does rope quite well .........

Athos does rope vair nicely

Mouse how did what come about? The musketeer associations? RTFT above - Tart was googling their various names and 'rope' then you said the Athos ones looked like curtain tie-backs, hence soft furnishings.....?

Ahhh. I see

Afternoon. Just back from lunch with my mum: crabcakes and then crab thermidor was delicious.
Enjoy Aramis bumsex centreparcs sparks.

It reminds me of the pic of Aramis but must never mention hands on shoulders bumsex look

Oh fuck me. I just clicked on the bujo clicky link. What the fuck have I just seen?

Will have to spend the rest of the afternoon googling images of the lovely Dog to compensate. Oh well.

I too just checked out Bujo... It is a piss take right??!!

I mean in do write lists - I even like ticking off stuff.... But this is a whole new level of over-organisation!!

Afternoon wenches

You can't be too sure helen, maybe sparks has a pink & glittery strap-on specially for the occasion?

Well whatever you're packing have a fab weekend sparks

That bujo thread is bonkers, I like a to-do list but . The TNM thread in Telly Addicts is much more fun - plenty of perving on that thread.

Lists and bullet points can kiss my wrinkly arse.
Fuck sake, don't I have enough to remember?
Christ.
Too stressful.
In other news MY NEW SOFAS ARRIVE TOMORROW

They're showing War and Peace starting next Saturday. I get to see naughty Dolokhov on a bigger screen instead of the computer

Oh you lot are so funny . Rope+Musketeer of choice googling v v interesting. Whilst I admire Aramis dangling , tied up Tom Burke has to win every time. Oops I mean Athos. I don't.

2 phone situations this pm.

1. I look at these fucking bujo threads. Ds2 glances at screen and remarks 'God Boris is such a dangerous twat'. I say. ' No no, not BoJo, bujo.' 'What's that?'He asks. 'Dunno, some shit about lists and pens'. 'ah' he nods, 'fucking Tories'.

What higher knowledge he had about Tories and pens I didn't know, but then he muttered about SamCam and Smythson notebooks and all became clear. 16 yr old boys are fascinating.

2. a Whatsapp pinged on his phone when he was in the loo. I naturally looked at the notification bar. It was from a random girl I'd never heard of, saying, 'I'll come and play with you to make you feel better'.

... not with Mum home you won't love.

Have fun at CP Sparks

I might actually get one notebook for my lists and ideas .... And it will be called a 'note book' not a fucking 'Bullet journal'!!! That is just marketing shite!!

hah comtess?And BoJo is far more entertaining than a BuJo!!

Formating error- I'm not sure where that ? came from.

I do like a nice notebook 😉
But bullet journal? So many little symbols to remember! What's wrong with arrows and asteriks and underlines like everyone else's uses!?