Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

Yes getting a dress - ......... Also will start planning my hen do - obviously the wenches are all invited - and I will ask Dog to get the boys to be our strippers for the night ......

remembers last year skiing, when Helen's ds impressively remembered which TM it is that mummy likes!!!!
See below:

Impressed with Tart's use of Leap Year proposing options. offers services for Hen Party organising. I do love a good hen!!

obs you are on ....... I expect penis straws, balloons, deely boppers a classy night out .....

Making a mental note to add relevant items to stock take

Tart - have done some preliminary research

Afternoon wenches, most excited at the idea of a wench hen do. And Hugo does have experience of stripping of course, so my expectations are high.

Hope you're enjoying your less energentic day helen. The laser pointer is for excercise of course and mental stimulation, can't have the chickens pining for you.

Hope you got back to sleep apricot

Excellent news on the additonal work badders, school must have faith in your ability to take on an enhanced role - good work wench!

There is not enough Aramis on this page

Helen I just snorted the coffee ....... Some of those dresses - esp the one with her tits hanging out - I was hoping that when I became Mrs Dog - I would be a little more elegant ......

Dog on his knees returning the proposal - sigh

Excellent news on Hugo as well - I forgot we had such an experienced member (nlt) on the team

In my excitement I forgot to post "the proposal"

Not sure about that fancy...I think I was the only applicant !
Got a migraine today
Going to go to bed when dh gets in
Oh and I've lost my car keys...

And isn't it traditional for the chief bridesmaid to snog the best man? Choose carefully..........

Badders total heartfelt sympathy on the lost car key (shudders at memory of last weeks debacle)

fancy gah what a minefield - does being the chief bridesmaid override the rota - am I dependant on the rota as to what day I get married ...........

Ah, of course fancy (I was wondering why my chickens were going to become feathered criminals, pointing lasers at passing planes.) If they point them in the direction of the cats that will make the cats ignore them

Off to dunk DS in the shower...

Wench wedding is shaping up to be complete chaos fun, as ever

Goodness that 'titty dress' doesn't leave much to the imagination, does it?!!!!

Starts stocktake and stock ordering for Tart hen do/fluff-tart-shop/general consumption.

Nonsense badders, don't you go thinking that

I'M NOT WELL!!!
Somebody send Dr Aramis, stat! And he needs to be naked, K? And covered in honey for medicinal reasons.

Also I think we should always stock these .....

fluffs have you been over indulging ?

Right, off to look busy, I will leave you with this.............

He can be the best man

badders

I just saw that on Twitter!
This wedding is going to be carnage - we will all hulk out if you don't choose us for Chief bridesmaid you do realise?
And who are the ushers? They better be hbfs!
Best man?
Who's doing the
Is there a free bar?
I'm not wearing pink, even for you dart!
Sigh...we need Helen and her planning expertise....

Fluff...feel better soon wench X

Free bar goes with out saying .:......
Best man will be some shape or form of Santi - waiting for directive from the Rota wenches
Athos - Trev - king -and Porthos will be ushers - please feel free to shag them senseless post the wedding ceremony as our "favours" gift to you all

Cardinal can marry us provided he leaves his whips at home -

Erm side stepping convo on chief bridesmaid .....

Flowers / table decs - welcome to ideas and offers .....