Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

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Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

Note to self on table decs ...... Not too breakable as am sure they will be swept to the floor in W&P style

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FML, yes - he's a good-un.

Actually Hayley can design the dress -

Tart - the table settings will be fine as long as you keep Dog away from them. Though Porthos may break the entire table.

Good plan re. the dress - Sparks - get on it

I have to go and pay attention to DS. #InattentiveMother

Mind the favours!!!

One of those chocococks ia alarmingly curved tart, I hope it just melted a bit & isn't modelled on some poor chap's actually cock.

AramiSanti as best man you say? This could get fruity..............

Ive always thought thursdays are by far the best day for weddings, dont you agree fancy?

Yep madame, fantastic day for a wedding. And you'd get two chief bridesmaids on a Thursday tart. Just sayin'.

Madame & I have extensive experience at working very closely together. Our ability to work as a team and our exceptional flexibility and adaptability ensures maximum satisfaction on a Thursday night . References available from : Monsieur Aramis, the Musketeer Garrison, Paris.

Considering a name change to Mrs Dog

FTAFO wenches!!!! Just BACK OFF, K??????

I groomed recruited Tart, I get to be chief bridesmaid. Fire up the Macarena Viennese Waltz, the Best Man & I have been practising.

Yes tart, where were we? As my esteemed colleague fancy was saying, I think you'll find our references for the position of joint chief bridesmaid are second to none.

And she's in the Tav - wondered how long it would take before Sparks staked her claim reminded me of or friendship - just waiting fornfluffs to join in

Well as Sparks has been practising the Viennese Waltz, she obviously expects to attend your wedding with Vronsky...........

Would it be better if Dog and I just planned a week long wedding - I mean we would be "celebrities" and that is what they do right? A different theme for each day and basically just one massive shag fest for the wenches and Aramis / Athos etc?

I think we all know I'm the obv choice for chief bridesmaid...not only have I been one TWICE I am also good at napkin origami and making people do what I say
I am good at cake decoration, table decoration and general shouting.
I only stipulate NO pink or shiny fabric to be worn by moi.
I'm too fucking old for satin
You know it makes sense
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badders gets my vote. I'm a big fan of decisive leadership, shouting and organisation, and more shouting

Can we have a scrap over chief brides made duties? Please.
I never had any, have never been a chief bridesmaid, never even been a bridesmaid, and have no desire to be one, so I'm oooouuutttt.

But I can contribute:
good planning and booking skills
cooking - breakfasts, roasts, curries, lasagnes.....
Slight, second removed experience of the porn industry and all supplies to Ann summers etc.
Good drinking, dancing and shot drinking skills.

Uhmm, unfortunately that's as good as it gets with my CV/attributes, I'm afraid.

I can stand around looking pretty, I'm really good at that

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Tbf, I would be a totally shit bridesmaid. In fact, I WAS a totally shit bridesmaid. The only time I ever was, I got stuck in traffic and missed the fucking ceremony. And this was my best friends wedding!

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And nor will tell you I am very good at wearing tight skirts, low cut blouses and biting my lip whilst peering over the top of my varifocals
I can do shouty and sexy
I am first one on the dance floor and last one off grease medley yes please
I can do disco/ballroom/country dancing
So I am fully available for dancing with you/your grandma/random poshos
Seriously...I'm the complete package ylt
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