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Don't lynch me for this!

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jmg1 · 12/04/2004 17:37

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Twinkie · 20/04/2004 13:57

SO is Sol (apparently it is unhuman!!)- I have that on the authority of someone who has been in the showers after a game with him!!

Kayleigh · 20/04/2004 13:58

I'm sure this isn't what blokes talk about when they discuss football

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:59

Now didn't someone on MN go out with him, or was it someone I know in real life? Can't remember now.

Bet Chelsea players all have tiddly little ones Do you remember when they were all so short that they decided to save money and have those little mini-stretchers LOL! We used to piss ourselves every time the stretcher came on!!

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 14:00

Kayleigh you are wrong. I have heard many Big Sausage conversations amongst the boys in the Arsenal Tavern on matchday (really)

PopeyesPiece · 20/04/2004 14:00

There is a programme on Sky I think this weekend about who is the sexiest player. Dh tutted with disgust but will have to watch it by default. I will keep my eyes peeled for Gary.

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jmg1 · 20/04/2004 14:01

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CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 14:03

It has to be Freddie IMO.

Have you seen his Calvin Klein underwear adverts? Though personally I prefer him in his kit I know that lots of women love these photos.

Kayleigh · 20/04/2004 14:05

jmg1, i think if you want to discuss the offside rule you'd better start a new thread

Twinkie · 20/04/2004 14:05

Oooohhhh you sound just like DP - he tutts lots when I mention that Thierry/Robert/Freedie is looking paricularly fit today (and I don't mean in a match winning kinda way - althought they do of course!!0

JMG - DP reckons that Real should swap DB for John Terry!! (is JMG your initials??)

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 14:05

OK then JMG

Shall we compare our trophy cabinets?

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 14:06

or would you rather return to sausages?

Twinkie · 20/04/2004 14:08

Love the big tiger on Freddies belly - and I am not one for tatoos on men either - GGRRRR!!!

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 14:11

OK then, here is Arsenal's

LEAGUE CHAMPIONS

1930/31, 1932/33, 1933/34, 1934/35, 1937/38, 1947/48, 1952/53, 1970/71, 1988/89, 1990/91, 1997/98, 2001/02.

CHARITY SHIELD WINNERS

1930, 1931, 1933, 1934, 1938, 1948, 1953, 1998, 1999, 2002.

F.A. CUP WINNERS

1930 - Beat Huddersfield Town 2-0
1936 - Beat Sheffield Utd 1-0
1950 - Beat Liverpool 2-0
1971 - Beat Liverpool 2-1
1979 - Beat Manchester Utd 3-2
1993 - Beat Sheffield Wednesday 2-1
1998 - Beat Newcastle United 2-0
2002 - Beat Chelsea 2-0
2003 - Beat Southampton 1-0

LEAGUE CUP WINNERS

1986/87 - Beat Liverpool 2-1
1992/93 - Beat Sheffield Wednesday 2-1

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jmg1 · 20/04/2004 14:11

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jmg1 · 20/04/2004 14:13

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CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 14:14

ROFL!

Do you really think DB will come to Chelsea? Not being offensive, genuinely interested.

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jmg1 · 20/04/2004 14:17

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CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 14:21

I spose so

What about her wanting it to work with him? What's wrong with her going to Madrid?

How much d'you think he'd cost now?

Kayleigh · 20/04/2004 14:22

Think his career is slightly more "on the up" than hers. It should be her doing the moving.

You'd probably get change from a fiver now

PopeyesPiece · 20/04/2004 14:23

I would post United's form but this thread would then get too long and crash and mumsnet would be no more.

Twinkie · 20/04/2004 14:24

Interesting fact for all you Chelsea lovers - Spurs have won more than you and I think they even one the league more recently than you have - wow bet that makes you feel like shit!!! (ha ha ha - manic laugh of gooner!! )

DPs response to Chelsea fans is something along the lines of 'Fuck Off till you win the league' repeated over and over again!!

Think DB would love Chelsea - that tasteless neuveau riche bollocks that they have over their!!

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 14:24

Yeah yeah

Your form not so great this season!

Twinkie · 20/04/2004 14:25

DB = Soiled Goods!! (Would fit in with the others at Chelsea!!)

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 14:26

Excuse me there is only one DB and that is DB10. Can't we call the other one BECKS

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jmg1 · 20/04/2004 15:36

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