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Don't lynch me for this!

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jmg1 · 12/04/2004 17:37

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Twinkie · 20/04/2004 13:05

Well done - maybe next year you can go out and purchase an even better team and win something else too!!

Oooohhh thought it was funny that all of a sudden Ranieri was the bees knees and then ha ha ha Villa go and trounce you - VILLA!!

Sorry honey the league is also not yours to give - it is Mancheter United's at the mo really - ooohhhhh when was it you last won it?????

(Bitter and twisted Gooner!!)

PopeyesPiece · 20/04/2004 13:14

We are fed up of winning the league so thought we would give someone else a go, try and get a smile on Arsehole Whingers face for a start.

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:19

You won the league in black and white...

Can you imagine, not since 55. Wonder if they'll win it again this century?

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:21

My god PopeseyePiece talk about pot calling kettle black - when was the last time you saw that cretinous alcoholic that you call a manager smile

Seriously though, don't you think he should have gone last season? Why do you think he stayed?

Twinkie · 20/04/2004 13:22

OO (SCUM that you are supporting Manchester United!!) - how can you say that about Arsene - goodness Alex Ferguson looks like his head is going to explode in the dug out at every match - DP has said on many occasion that he would not be at all surprised if the dropped dead on the side of the pitch the colour that he goes!!

PopeyesPiece · 20/04/2004 13:26

No idea why he stayed, mystery that one. Hope we come second this season though, dh will be unbearable otherwise. I am going to ban football in my house anyway as the only time dd hears shouting is when dh is watching it and she gets all scared and looks at him as if to say 'what on EARTH is up with you, you foolish man'.

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:28

ROFL! Dd joins in in our house - when we score she leaps up and down with us!

Can remember my niece bursting into tears every time Arsenal scored (was the early 90's so not very often, usually only once per game if that )

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:29

PP I hope you come second too. Don't want the nouveau riche upstarts anywhere near us thanks hee hee

Twinkie · 20/04/2004 13:32

He he - DD is just the same - not so bad now but she used to burst into tears when DP shouted at the screen!! Now she just shouts Thierry Henry at the screen whatever football match is on and trys her hardest to spot DP in the crowd if I tell her he is there - every other tall dark (handsome he he) man there is Daddy!!!

Isn't Manchester United becoming the ugliest Team!! - of course I agree this acolade used to be held by Arsenal - but I would definately say there is not one Manchester United palyer that I would not kick out of bed - specially Paul Scholes with his cat obsession - weird little man!!

PopeyesPiece · 20/04/2004 13:32

Obv we may change our minds and decide to win so you will come second

PopeyesPiece · 20/04/2004 13:35

Gary Neville is ok. Erm, Roy Keane mmmmm those eyes. Erm. I am sure I will think of some more.

I see Paul Scholes round town sometimes with his wife and children (replica gingers!) with not a bodyguard in site, just a nice normal family outing to Daisy & Tom, maybe he should give the Beckhams tips on how to shop without cordoning off roads and opening at 4am.

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:39

GARY NEVILLE IS NOT OK HE IS HIDEOUS LOOK

He looks like Dot Cotton

jmg1 · 20/04/2004 13:41

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CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:42

Now Freddie Ljungberg, I def wouldn't kick him out of bed YUM (though apparantly he wouldn't be interested in me )

PopeyesPiece · 20/04/2004 13:42

That is an old photo!!! He looked all manly with his captains armband on

PopeyesPiece · 20/04/2004 13:42

My dh calls arsenel the cheating french queers . So PC of him don't you think?

Twinkie · 20/04/2004 13:43

Pissing myself laughing at anyone saying Gary Neville is OK!!

God you could have the pair of them Gary and Phil (what is with the blonde streaks Phil - you are bleugh and nothing at all especially blonde streaks will make you any more attractive!!)

And Roy Keane what is he about the muppet - will I won't I play for the ROI - well depends if I have another tantrum about not being as great as the english team and so having second rate facilities!!

jmg1 · 20/04/2004 13:43

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Twinkie · 20/04/2004 13:44

Freddie - Thierry - Robert - swoon swoon swoon!!

wilbur · 20/04/2004 13:44

Hey twinkie - don't be rude about Villa! They will rise again one day (apparently). Up the Villa!

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:45

Excuuuuse me, Freddie is cheating Swedish queer I think you'll find.

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:46

I once kissed Anders Limpar (against his wishes) I had to bend down though as he was a weeny little thing!

PopeyesPiece · 20/04/2004 13:46

I'll give you Thierry, va va voom indeed.

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:50

Apparantly Paddy is VERY well endowed (his nickname is The Big Sausage or La Grande Saucisse!!!)

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:52

Vieira that is