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Don't lynch me for this!

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jmg1 · 12/04/2004 17:37

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kiwisbird · 27/04/2004 23:11

tsk tsk, one handsome man and all the girls start flashing their bits...
Thank goodness for modesty
loosely translated as haven't got it don't bother flaunting it
LOL

Kayleigh · 27/04/2004 23:14

Wobblyknicks is a hussey

Not many photos of me around as i am always the one with the camera. Last year we came back from a holiday in France and there wasn't a single photo of me from the 6 days we were there. I went absolutely ape with dh who since then has occasionally picked up the camera himself.
Will try and find one.

Glad girls are getting better.

Kayleigh · 27/04/2004 23:51

Ok jmg, it's on its way. You'd better keep to your side of the bargain

coppertop · 28/04/2004 00:18

WK has been showing hers to everyone?? Absolutely shameless!

Actually I've got to be nice to WK today as she told me on another thread that I sounded as though I was the same age as her.

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jmg1 · 28/04/2004 00:22

Kayleigh, you have gone a bit quiet, are you ok?

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coppertop · 28/04/2004 00:25

You haven't been causing more women to faint have you, JMG?

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jmg1 · 28/04/2004 00:27

ct maybe she's sulking

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wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 00:29

Humph!!! I come back and my good name has once again been dragged through the mud!!!

coppertop · 28/04/2004 00:33

WK - Have you come to share some more shoplifting tips?

JMG - You're a bad influence on us all!

wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 00:34

And ct - that's the last time I pay you any compliments!!!

wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 00:35

ct - there you go again, ruining my bad name!! I've moved on from shoplifting now anyway, now I'm trying to find a hitman that will do a BOGOF deal for me and essbee.

coppertop · 28/04/2004 00:37

Hah! WK, you're just jealous because you're not an old woman of 30 like me!

coppertop · 28/04/2004 00:39

UH has probably got himself a bulletproof anorak after the invasion of his Norman No Mates site!

wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 00:39

Yes ct, I'm soooo jealous that I've got to wait around for 8 whole YEARS to get there!!!!

wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 00:40

ROFL ct - probably true, in which case I'll have to ask them to aim just a tiny bit lower down

coppertop · 28/04/2004 00:43

You've got to give the hit-man a target that's big enough to hit!

wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 00:45

ct - hmmm, very true. I'll tell them to aim for his ego, then I can get by with just a trainee one!!!

coppertop · 28/04/2004 00:48

From plotting shoplifting trips to ego-shooting....

wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 00:53

ct - you can't say I'm not ambitious!!! Problem is UH's ego is probably immortal. Would be like shooting a zombie, just keeps coming - aaarrrrggghhh!!!!

An alternative would be to force him to have surgery to implant a really powerful magnet in him so he couldn't go near a pc ever again!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Would have the added bonus that he could never go near saucepans again without being whacked round the head!!!

coppertop · 28/04/2004 00:57

I like the magnet idea. Simple yet extremely effective....

You're a bad influence, WK. I only ventured on to this thread to ask a football question. My football knowledge is so bad that apparently I once talked to a Newcastle Utd player in the pub but didn't know until someone told me later. Ooops!

wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 01:01

Thanks ct!!!

Blame mummy lou - she taught me everything I know!!!

My football knowledge is atrocious too - not as bad as my mum's though. We were watching the arsenal v man u game the other week and she wanted to cheer for man u but kept cheering for arsenal by mistake because they were wearing red!!! rofl

coppertop · 28/04/2004 01:13

We'll probably get into trouble now for mentioning these teams without spitting afterwards!

wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 01:15

I don't spit - I am a lady!!! (only no-one round here seems to think so eh lou, jmg, kayleigh??)

coppertop · 28/04/2004 01:21

A lady??

kiwisbird · 28/04/2004 01:23

if you just read the last line of this you get shock, re the spitting issue LOL
I'm off to a more gentile thread (against my better nature)