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Don't lynch me for this!

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jmg1 · 12/04/2004 17:37

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CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:40

Will certainly try.

jmg are you coming to the SW london meet up next Sat?

jmg1 · 12/05/2004 19:40

cd, you are right I love getting you into a frenzy!

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CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:41

stick yer blue flag up yer arse jmg

wobblyknicks · 12/05/2004 19:41

GET A ROOM YOU 2!!

CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:42

(actually if you;re coming to the meet up I could do it for you)

wobblyknicks · 12/05/2004 19:42

What an offer jmg!!

jmg1 · 12/05/2004 19:43

Is that meetup in the evening?

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CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:43

Yes how can you resist

Willow could help me (if she wasn't wimping out of meet up due to going to last game of season and then out to celebrate winning some silverwear.. whoops sorry)

heh heh

CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:43

Tis, in Richmond

wobblyknicks · 12/05/2004 19:44

CD - I'll pitch in for a large tub of Vaseline!!

CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:45

PMSL!

jmg1 · 12/05/2004 19:46

wk she will need it cause the whole championship is going up her arse

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CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:48

Now that's just silly jmg!!!

wobblyknicks · 12/05/2004 19:48

I think something besides Vaseline might be needed - this is sounding more and more like strange footy-related foreplay by the minute!!

jmg1 · 12/05/2004 19:50

wk you better bring a gallon of ky cd's gonna need it

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CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:50

fnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

NEVER would I flirt with a Chelsea fan!!!!

CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:51

so jmg are you coming to Richmond meetup (with or without lubricant)

jmg1 · 12/05/2004 19:53

I might be able to come cd, do you promise to leave my bottom alone if I do?

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wobblyknicks · 12/05/2004 19:53

I'm sure you would CD - its your overactive vamp hormones!!!

CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:54

oooh I don't know if I could actually PROMISE
I could try?!?!

How about I don't bring a flag BUT if something were to hand I may just cave in (eg grissini, wooden spoon etc)

wobblyknicks · 12/05/2004 19:56

jmg, just take a crucifix and you'll be fine.

CountessDracula · 12/05/2004 19:57

Oh good one WK - that would be ideal arse insertion implement!

Bugger have to go but here are the details fyi

wobblyknicks · 12/05/2004 19:59

ROFL CD!!! I was thinking for jmg to insert should you get nasty!!

jmg1 · 12/05/2004 20:00

yeah and garlic, plus my secret weapon the sun shines out of my arse!

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wobblyknicks · 12/05/2004 20:01

PMSL - good one jmg, except that means CD would have to keep her eyes shut during insertion, which would make it even more painful than it needed to be!!

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