Don't lynch me for this!

[jmg1]

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jmg - just keep clinging to that!!!

stamford it is his last time as we are emigrating to Australia in 27 days

wk are you truly suggesting that he cling to his tail? As he stated it will be between his legs...
OMG this thread has had its moments but this is durty nelly....
And dreaming is free jmg.... just as well or Chelsea and Spurs would be free of any fans LOL
As a sweetener can I say that Lampards goal was nothing short of fabulous play

kb - he can cling to his tail if he wants, but I was actually meaning his pipe dream that Chelsea have any chance of winning next season!

You just have a norty mind, durty girl!

AHEM jmg YOU started this thread as a tedious chelsea thread so they are already everywhere!

Call me naive but before mumsnet I actually thought some birds were interested in football and not just letching at the players. So when Chelsea get more good looking blokes you will all be converted.
Whats wrong with Mutu and Lampard thru a birds eyes?
If you think Henri is good looking surely the whole Chelsea squad are like models. He's got a head like a coconut and 'Keown - he's got a monkeys head, he's got a monkeys head, got a monkeys head!

Birds?!

peck, peck, peck squawk

I know the offside rule and watch for the game as it happens, the totty and strapping thighs and firm buttocks are a bonus In efect women get mroe out of footy than men, I win out twice as support rugby as well, and then in summer switch to tennis.. I am never short of a thigh or buns to admire.
And bird? Think more moo and woof than tweet tweet, its nearer the mark

Lol kb!! I don't know any of the rules but I do like watching England games for the game, not just the totty. Just makes it double the fun!!!!

kiwi, you've got it sorted!
lou + wk, I wasn't sure whether I should say Ladies, you might have thought I was trying to be funny

Why would we think that jmg - we're both perfect ladies!!! I don't personally mind what I get called, as long as its decent and not along the lines of 'sweetheart' or 'darlin'!!

ok sweetpea, I have a lady issue I guess this is the place for advice but is that a good idea?

Go on - what's up?

well it's being going on a while and she sent me an email last night I could post it on here but that really wouldn't be a good idea. I have to think about it.

Intriguing! You could email it to me if you like, then you don't have to post on here.

Come on, I won't bite and I'll stick my neck out and say I can be as good as giving advice as being smutty!

No she can't she is just being nosey!

sounds interesting. Go on jmg just post the gist on here.

lou - stop casting nasturtiums on your most beautiful, talented, wondeful adopted dd!!

wk I was going to say you must be an expert then, put lou seems to disagree with you.

Ignore lou, she's just jealous of the darling offspring of her hyperactive loins.

wk, are you going to meet lou at a meetup sometime?

Hopefully, but not sure when. Why?

lou is near me and I will go to some meetups, but I am not so smutty in real life, well not at first!