Don't lynch me for this!

[jmg1]

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typical jmg to ask just as closing time hits... tks tsk

typical jmg to ask just as closing time hits... tks tsk

indeed

Oh well he needs something to drown his sorrows.

I, on the other hand, would like a nice glass of champagne.....

glady join u

CD I will gladly engage in a little Chelsea fan baiting with you

Ok, here we go

3 glasses or do we have any more takers?

My god.... i just said it's ok the football is important, i realised when i went on the internet, he has just said do you get mates off the internet..........

Say "no I just check my facts on it" or something.

Then he will think you are v interested because you have gone and looked up Chelscum or something.

Thanks cd, i hope i can dig myself out of this one, yes i was just randomly looking up scores

No say you looked on the Chelsea website or something and realised that this was a very important game for them

(FYI they were in semi finals of champions league against Monaco, could have got to the finals having won NOTHING for about 40000 years (don't mention that or he will dump you!) so you can say that you read all that and realised it was important to him)

well he's glad chelsea lost, is that good or bad????///

Oh ok so he isn't a chelsea fan. Well then it was equally important because no self respecting fan of another team in the premiership would want Chelsea to win the champs league, only wishy washy "oh I only support England but not a club" type footie fan would really want a team they hated to win the champs league

shit cd take me out ( don't mean with a gun) and teach me how bad i am behaving just now, don't think he will ever speak to me again.......

text this to him

"from stamford bridge to anywhere, you still ain't won no silverware"

OR

"stick yer blue flag up your arse"

(Both of which will imply that you are please chelsea didn't win)

really, thanks soooo much i will, he is a passionate football boy, you may get me laid cd xxxx

ok, i fancy the pants off him just now, sent him the you aint got trophy thing, this is what i got back???? I don't care....I got more trophies in my room than chelsea, what are you talking about

jmg1 not surfaced yet ? Still hungover ?
My commiserations honey, but you really should support a decent team.

XX

He's probably hiding under the table waiting for their next game (read - chance to be humiliated)

yes eagerly awaiting the end of the season, and then get baited into false optimism for next season by the lure of a new coach and David Beckham...
Ooooh who would piss themselves if Alex Fergusson got the job
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Becks can't play anymore anyway - he's done what all young boys do - lost interest in footy and discovered girls. Soon his voice is going to break too.... Posh, they grow up so fast don't they?

Hee hee

snigger!
FF he is obv dim, dump him.

Next season Chelsea are going to stick the title right up the ARSEnal's arse and there will be tedious Chelsea threads everywhere you Gooners look

If you win again I may emigrate, tail between legs