Dustbin™ Ressurection

[IamtheZombie]

Not back yet except to start this thread.

Soon. Maybe.

Yes, only so much of that you can take. Horribly sad for her though, poor woman.

Have a nice chat with Valp on your other planet give her a hug for me.

xxxxxx

How are you doing today Zombie?

Quite sunny here, so I'm working myself up to a bit of tweaking and pruning in the garden

Zombie's OK, Bewitched. She's trying to work out how to get the laundry to take itself down to the washing machine and jump in.

keep me posted on that.

That'll make you your first million!

Bugger, now it's pouring with rain! Through the sun!

sol, I have to apologise, I may have blurted out to a few people the whole of mumsnet that we are affianced!

You can always deny all knowledge. I did also confess to being a bit pissed

Soz.

I am praying for y'all in my convent

Mother Abbess has given me a loan of her wifi to letchya know I am safe sober and and on a strict diet of grisely gruel haha

Love to everyone,hope RL is being good to youse ,holy flicked in blessings.

Why thank you.

Can I send you something rough and scratchy to help you on your path?

Is that Holy stuff meant to scorch?

Ow!

The hessian habit is enough scratchy,merci,

*Not scorchy-that is sauna coals you are mixing it up with!

Have fun

No, no, you're flicky scorched me!

My skin repels blessings.

I am on The Grand Silence good now so hushhh and stop getting me into mischief

Aarrgghh, I really am pissed - your!

You have to be kidding.

C'mon sol, you know you want to?

Come to not really Zombie's but val's pop up speakeasy.

I am watching the decadence unfold,trust me,breathing in the pure air of righteouseness up my end which is clearly affecting my spelling as much your debauchery

Tone lowering, again.

I really did think it was nearly midnight

Must do lunch with undesirables more often.

Tbf Bee I do a fair amount of tone lowering [mea maxima culpa]

I can't drink at lunch anymore

Best to get all debauchery out of system before the nuptials

I usually don't. Well, I kind of hold back.

But this was needs must.

Closest family member being hideously precious about wedding.

ie. not coming, but dithering about reply.

Stop me now.

DH and bride shocked and deeply disappointed.

I could never marry because all my adult family is pretty toxic.

Horrible trying to keep everyone happy,not nice seeing Bride and Groom upset and hurt,sorry.

My elders do 'precious' very well [BBB]

*Sorry I turned you blue,but nothing sinster happens,checked it

I trust you, so I clicked.

And nothing happened.

You tease you

My adult family are just .. absent. No malice or toxicity. But really, just, not there.

So I'm rather circumspect about anyone-in-law, low expectations.

It's DH who really feels it .

Oh, apart from my mother, who is just along the road.

And divine.

The rest are half way round the world.

Ahem,if you clicked then you didn't trust!!

My hug turned you blue

Sorry people hurt,not nice,conflicting loyalties.

Best to be surrounded by family and friends that want to enjoy day fully.

If I hadn't clicked, and told you that, what would you say?

Feel like can't, not win, get it right?

How are the Dustbin™ lovebirds doing? May Zombie be the flower girl?

Speaking for myself Zee you can scatter spear strelitzia at the guests and misbehaving phalanx of albino peacocks.....just can't be doing with flowergurlls who are allergic to flowers

Zombie is not allergic to flowers. She does have hayfever but that's tree pollen mostly.

Oh, and she's allergic to cats. She still has 3 of them.