That's OK, Bewitched.
I'll try to keep this short.
I had waved Michael off to work at 06.00 that morning. He was a permanent part time Immigration Judge based at Stoke on Trent. He did 3 days a week and lodged with one of the other judges for those days.
I got home from work about 19.00 that evening to find a series of messages on the answerphone from the judge he lodged with. They were just messages asking me to ring him ASAP but I knew what that must mean. I rang him and he confirmed my fears.
I immediately rang a neighbour who came straight around and started plying me with brandy. I made a list of the people who needed to be told immediately and started making phone calls. One of the calls was to Michael's godson, Simon, and his mum. Simon insisted on coming over and arrived about an hour and a half later ready to stay for as long as I needed him.
About midnight the local police came around to check that I was OK. I was 3 sheets to the wind by then and insisted they both come in and have a cup of tea...
Anyway the police left and so did my neighbour. Simon and I continued to imbibe and reminisce. We put some music on. At 2.00 we were dancing to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. It seemed appropriate.
And now Michael and Simon are together.