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GOD the BAFTAS make me want to VOMIT

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CountessDracula · 19/02/2006 23:18

What a load of self serving wank

FGS get a grip you only make sodding films

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Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:27

god almighty. find him a gorgeous loving and wonderful stepmothering wife. post haste. btw cd, if i go, you MUST FIND DH AN ABOVE.

TheScarlettPimpernel · 12/02/2012 22:27

Nah you don't know me sophable. I'm a serial name-changer but never been noticeable unless you're a) fat or b) barren Grin

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:28

yy no probs will do

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Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:28

i can't actually cope with the thought of that. he held it together [barely] too. i liked him before i knew the tragedy. he MUST HAVE HAPPINESS AGAIN.

Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:29

i love that. no problem. they are two a penny them loving wonderful stepmothering types.

Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:29

brad pitt is thick isn't he. he can't really do an autocue.

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:30

he can move in with us while I find one
I will mother all children
he and dh can moan at each other about work

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VivaLeBeaver · 12/02/2012 22:30

I never knew John Hurt was in Watership Down.

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:31

the artist looks SO ANNOYING

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TheScarlettPimpernel · 12/02/2012 22:31

He's also looking a bit waxen. I think Angie drinks his blood and similar.

Portofino · 12/02/2012 22:31

I love that this thread is 5 years old!

Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:31

oh no no....was cheering up and you've made me cry again.

Portofino · 12/02/2012 22:31

6 years rather....

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:34

the colin they call firth - a teenager could do better than that

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HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix · 12/02/2012 22:34

6 years and still a pile of wank. have they learned nothing

BrightnessFalls · 12/02/2012 22:34

I dont fancy Brad. Whats with the greasy hair?

Jon Hamm on the other hand...... Im pleased to see two of Mad Men are there. When on earth is it coming back?

Colin Firth gets on my tits also.

We arent a very kind bunch, are we?

HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix · 12/02/2012 22:35

andthe same 5 films over and over. i've seen so many clips i don't need to see the whole things. thanks krist.

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:36

oh Beryl Sheep has won
anyone seen the Thatch film?

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TheScarlettPimpernel · 12/02/2012 22:36

Aw she looked genuinely chuffed!

loving the ironically 80s shoulder duvets

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:36

oh dear shoe loss

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southeastastra · 12/02/2012 22:37

i can't bring myself to see the that film Grin

TheScarlettPimpernel · 12/02/2012 22:37

I will never, ever, ever stop loving Colin Firth Blush

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:38

pull yourself together sophable
where are you?

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CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:38

beryl is panting like she has just been shagging

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VivaLeBeaver · 12/02/2012 22:39

What did meryl just say about wilkinson from Lincolnshire?