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GOD the BAFTAS make me want to VOMIT

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CountessDracula · 19/02/2006 23:18

What a load of self serving wank

FGS get a grip you only make sodding films

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Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:39

i'm on sofa with extraordinarily grumpy and resentful of being made to watch this dh. who is about to go to bed.

HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix · 12/02/2012 22:39

shes half wilkinson from lincolnshire. i don't care though.

i adore colin. i do wish his name wasn't colin though.

VivaLeBeaver · 12/02/2012 22:39

Has she sell taped a red bit of cardboard to her tits?

BoysAreLikeDogs · 12/02/2012 22:40

don't know, Viva, was v odd

WTF is Penny Cruz wearing? eeeeek

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:40

she is one
or her many great grandmothers

p cruz's norks look dreadful in that dress

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CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:41

keeel him

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HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix · 12/02/2012 22:41

and is The Artist the pile o shite it appears to be?

and Brad Pitt - weak chin.

southeastastra · 12/02/2012 22:41

colin is mine sorry, i mentioned him right back in 2006 if you check this thread Wink

the artist is getting on my tits

spiderbabymum · 12/02/2012 22:41

Dress .looks like upside-down pelmet

VivaLeBeaver · 12/02/2012 22:41

Surely Streep is talking utter tosh at being half Lincolnshire.? She's American with german heritage.

Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:41

honestly cd you've basically seen the descendents now.

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:42

yy i was just saying to dh it looks like sappy shite
i thought at first it looked good

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CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:43

cute frenchie

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Sevenfold · 12/02/2012 22:44

Hugh Jackman is now on ......swoon

Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:45

they are funny. even though i hate him (russel)

Sevenfold · 12/02/2012 22:45

why was Meryl all......breathless?

BrightnessFalls · 12/02/2012 22:46

I thought Beryl said she'd been in Wilkinsons in Lincolnshire, doing her shop.

Im not liking this beard. What is it with beards these days?

The Artist isnt my cup of tea. Hot actor though.

Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:47

why was george pissing himself?

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:49

OOOH OOOH IT'S THE FELLOWSHIP!!!
Superlatives oozing from fry's gob

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CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:50

obsequious is his middle name

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southeastastra · 12/02/2012 22:51

i think max von whotsit should get it himself

HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix · 12/02/2012 22:51

fuck me i'm bored now.

TheScarlettPimpernel · 12/02/2012 22:51

Killed 4 men you know, Christopher Lee

Trufax

CountessDracula · 12/02/2012 22:51

ah but scorsese c'mon

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Heathcliffscathy · 12/02/2012 22:52

dear friend and genius....marty, body of work...i love you...

but what? only TWO videoheads? only TWO? does no one else like him.

he is crying though. so that is good.