GOD the BAFTAS make me want to VOMIT

[CountessDracula]

What a load of self serving wank

FGS get a grip you only make sodding films

WTAF has happened to Paul Bettany?!

so i'm sitting here and thinking 'god i'm 40 this year...i'll never be at the baftas...the red carpet shall not be mine, valentino doth not beckon. shit'.

that's what i'm thinking.

is it because i am sad.

no it is cos you is not an actor
or similar

You're probably relatively unlikely to die in a bathtub high on Xanax, though.

Swings and roundabouts, mate. Swings and roundabouts.

Was Benedict Cumberbatch there or just him in tinker tailor?

scarlet GOOD FUCKING POINT. bet xanax feels goood though eh? they wouldn't do it otherwise would they? bathtub or no.

TSP

Im not fancying Paul Bettany.

Who is Clooney's beard date tonight? Its Lisa Snowdans 40th I think, maybe he will pop in there.

Is Angie at the awards or is she babysitting?

you shoudlnt' really be thanking them with a smirk tho.

Can't see it's nothing you couldn't get from a bottle of red wine and a wank, though. But I'm easily pleased.

Christ these are exactly the kind of boring bastards you'd expect to make a doc about a petrolhead

sad music interlude while we sigh over dear departed etc etc

xanax is for panic attacks innit?

steve jobs???

wtf is steve jobs there. oh pixar. bit tenuous.

sad musack sounds supiciously like kenny [must die] g.

oh genuine sigh at Lizzie gawd bless her

Oh, thought it were a painkiller.

They got a picture of WH in there quick. Nice of them not to put inverted commas around 'actress'.

Who's this stiff?

I cannot stand this man and his giant sweaty face.

scarlett wtf are you? you're not scarlett but I KNOOOOW YOUUUUU. who you?

this guy is nice.. i like him.

is there something fishy going on?

floods of tears here. that's awful.

yes me too

ah yes. of course. recognise the pith.