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The product test you've all been waiting for.... we need 20 testers for the Philips Sensual Massager

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carriemumsnet · 05/10/2009 15:08

OK so we've given out jam, shower gel, Dysons and even pregnancy tests but now, as they say, for something completely different. We're looking for 20 mumsnetters (and their partners) to try the new Philips Sensual Massager - and we're not talking about back massage . If you're not sure what a sensual massager is, it's probably best to click here before you go any further, or read what Philips say about the product:

"The new Philips Sensual Massager is designed specifically for couples and will take your sensual relationship together to new exciting levels. It is shaped to fit the contours of male and female erogenous zones meaning it can be used all over to arouse your sex senses. Made from tactile, smooth-to-the-touch material and ergonomically sculpted to fit the palm of the hand, the Philips Sensual Massager heightens the power of your partner's natural touch during foreplay and can also be used in the bath or shower, or with lubricants for even more sensation.

The new Sensual Massager is compact and instinctive to use, making it ideal for both first-time, and experienced, users of sex accessories. Elegant and discreet, in sumptuous purple in a streamlined pebble-like shape, it not only feels completely different to any other sex toy, it also looks different too."

Ok, so we're already a bit and but when Philips approached us we told them we were sure we could find a few mumsnetters willing to give this thing a whirl.

Philips are specifically looking for MNers who are in a sexual relationship, who would like to try a sex toy and who are happy to come back to Mumsnet and talk about how they got on (name changing is allowed!). Rest assured all data is confidential - your MN nickname will not be sent to Philips.

So, if you'd like to try the Sensual Massager and receive a goody pack worth £80 (a Massager worth £60 plus some lovely massage oils, worth around £20) please fill in the questions here

Thanks,

MNHQ

OP posts:
JustAnotherManicMummy · 05/10/2009 15:13

Oh my!

Well it's not DH's birthday until July. Do you think Philips would wait until then?

JodieO · 05/10/2009 15:14

Done, I'd really love to win this! Never win anything

MamaG · 05/10/2009 15:16

I THINK IT IS DISGUSTING THAT A PARENTING SITE IS ASKING MOTHERS TO TEST THIS PRODUCT.

WE SHOULD ALL BOYCOTT THIS

(have entered)

EccentricaGallumbits · 05/10/2009 15:19

Hurrah. I'll give anything a whirl.

CharCharGabor · 05/10/2009 15:20

have entered

Flower3545 · 05/10/2009 15:20

I agree with MamaG

But I bet mine was filled in before hers

RTKangaMummy · 05/10/2009 15:22

I have done too

EccentricaGallumbits · 05/10/2009 15:22

i'm also intrigued by how the mood lights would work down there.

Iklboo · 05/10/2009 15:38

ALL MUMS SHOULD BOYCOTT THIS DISGUSTING PRODUCT SURVEY (except me and the other first 19 to complete it)

Scorps · 05/10/2009 15:43

Done

Oh yeah MamaG, i bet you were the first

Scorps · 05/10/2009 15:44

Wahoo at bath and shower

4andnotout · 05/10/2009 15:53

Yes!
Yes!
Yes!

Please

wheresmypaddle · 05/10/2009 15:58

I'm game

IdrisTheDragon · 05/10/2009 15:59

I'll give it a try

Mamazon · 05/10/2009 16:02

as an expert wanker i demand first go

AbricotsSecs · 05/10/2009 16:06

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ipodtherforipoor · 05/10/2009 16:13

I'm in a sexual relationship with myslef does that count!!!??? woe is me for being single yet again!

rosieposey · 05/10/2009 16:13

Im only in it for the massage oils but if you really need it testing ...

famishedass · 05/10/2009 16:18

I wonder how the criteria for choosing who will test this works?

Oh well, let's all meet back here on the 15th. Anyone who'se not here on the 15th, we all know why

Mamazon · 05/10/2009 16:20

i feel the need to add to my application that DP and i never argue, never ever ever.

I meen how terrible would it be if the person they chose had a row with their OH and didn't have sex for a month.

give it to meeeeeeeeee

IneedacleanerIamalazyslattern · 05/10/2009 16:31

See I should have added to mine that having only been married for 2 months we are still at it like rabbits so it would get a good an thorough testing in our house

Buda · 05/10/2009 16:32

Don't suppose they would send it to Hungary. Gah.

Ledodgy · 05/10/2009 16:34

I've entered i'll give anything a try.

serenity · 05/10/2009 16:47

I haven't not entered anything yet, don't think you can scare me off this time (and I finally have a bedroom with a door!!!!)

tinateaspoon · 05/10/2009 16:49

I'm in and feel ever so slightly giggly about it .