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The product test you've all been waiting for.... we need 20 testers for the Philips Sensual Massager

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carriemumsnet · 05/10/2009 15:08

OK so we've given out jam, shower gel, Dysons and even pregnancy tests but now, as they say, for something completely different. We're looking for 20 mumsnetters (and their partners) to try the new Philips Sensual Massager - and we're not talking about back massage . If you're not sure what a sensual massager is, it's probably best to click here before you go any further, or read what Philips say about the product:

"The new Philips Sensual Massager is designed specifically for couples and will take your sensual relationship together to new exciting levels. It is shaped to fit the contours of male and female erogenous zones meaning it can be used all over to arouse your sex senses. Made from tactile, smooth-to-the-touch material and ergonomically sculpted to fit the palm of the hand, the Philips Sensual Massager heightens the power of your partner's natural touch during foreplay and can also be used in the bath or shower, or with lubricants for even more sensation.

The new Sensual Massager is compact and instinctive to use, making it ideal for both first-time, and experienced, users of sex accessories. Elegant and discreet, in sumptuous purple in a streamlined pebble-like shape, it not only feels completely different to any other sex toy, it also looks different too."

Ok, so we're already a bit and but when Philips approached us we told them we were sure we could find a few mumsnetters willing to give this thing a whirl.

Philips are specifically looking for MNers who are in a sexual relationship, who would like to try a sex toy and who are happy to come back to Mumsnet and talk about how they got on (name changing is allowed!). Rest assured all data is confidential - your MN nickname will not be sent to Philips.

So, if you'd like to try the Sensual Massager and receive a goody pack worth £80 (a Massager worth £60 plus some lovely massage oils, worth around £20) please fill in the questions here

Thanks,

MNHQ

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EccentricaGallumbats · 15/10/2009 09:55

it's in my included list.

lou33 · 15/10/2009 11:31

this is torture

IdrisTheDragon · 15/10/2009 12:30

Maybe everyone has had emails and you are posting on here to make the rest of us think there is still hope

WickedWitchSouthWest · 15/10/2009 19:39

any news yet? not that I'm um...desperate or anything...

lou33 · 15/10/2009 20:49

i think they are dragging this out like some kind of surreal foreplay

AnnMumsnet · 15/10/2009 20:54

sorry - there's no news yet - I'm trying and trying to get the final list sorted out and I promise I will post on here the moment those emails go out....

lou33 · 15/10/2009 20:55

i will forgive the delay as long as i get picked

goyachan · 15/10/2009 22:02

I think I may keel over in anticipation pretty soon. I just want to say simply and eloquently PLEASE PICK ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEASSSSE oh please please oh please please. [whimpers and picks self off floor). ThaNK YOU

lou33 · 15/10/2009 22:28

i think we should be chosen for persistence and dedication to this thread

RTKangaMummy · 15/10/2009 23:37

GrinGrinGrin

AbricotsSecs · 15/10/2009 23:48

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aristoBLACKcat · 16/10/2009 00:01

its gonna be feel good friday

lou33 · 16/10/2009 10:05

i do hope so

lisad123wantsherquoteinDM · 16/10/2009 10:59

LOL feelgoodfridays
I think they are delaying in the hope we all go and buy one instead

4andnotout · 16/10/2009 11:09

I'm still clutching at a faint glimmer of hope and feverishly checking my emails

WickedWitchSouthWest · 16/10/2009 11:20

oo come on mn! It's the weekend! It's time for the scheduled marital sex (as opposed to the baby making sex) and our current toys are booooooooring. I'm sure this Phillips thingumy is soooo much better!(please please please please pick me!)

HelenMumsnet · 16/10/2009 11:25

Eccentrica: you should be able to see Product Tests in Active Convos (when there is an active thread, obv)

You should also be able to see it in the Topic list under Other Stuff.

AbricotsSecs · 16/10/2009 12:13

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aristoBLACKcat · 16/10/2009 14:00

still no news....boo hoo

obviously too busy dealing with PM

AnnMumsnet · 16/10/2009 14:48

emails have gone out...

Sorry to those who were dissappointed - we did have almost 300 of you apply within 24 hrs. Philips were v. impressed and watch this space for a possible special offer

to those who were selected, well done! Really hope you enjoy them and we will forgive you if you are unable to post on MN for a while....

lou33 · 16/10/2009 14:51

i just went and checked my email and i got picked

woohoo!!!

goyachan · 16/10/2009 15:07

oh so sad...no joy here

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lou33 · 16/10/2009 15:16

i am going to dash off to the school run clicking my heels in glee

best.result.ever

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