The product test you've all been waiting for.... we need 20 testers for the Philips Sensual Massager

[carriemumsnet]

OK so we've given out jam, shower gel, Dysons and even pregnancy tests but now, as they say, for something completely different. We're looking for 20 mumsnetters (and their partners) to try the new Philips Sensual Massager - and we're not talking about back massage . If you're not sure what a sensual massager is, it's probably best to click here before you go any further, or read what Philips say about the product:

"The new Philips Sensual Massager is designed specifically for couples and will take your sensual relationship together to new exciting levels. It is shaped to fit the contours of male and female erogenous zones meaning it can be used all over to arouse your sex senses. Made from tactile, smooth-to-the-touch material and ergonomically sculpted to fit the palm of the hand, the Philips Sensual Massager heightens the power of your partner's natural touch during foreplay and can also be used in the bath or shower, or with lubricants for even more sensation.

The new Sensual Massager is compact and instinctive to use, making it ideal for both first-time, and experienced, users of sex accessories. Elegant and discreet, in sumptuous purple in a streamlined pebble-like shape, it not only feels completely different to any other sex toy, it also looks different too."

Ok, so we're already a bit and but when Philips approached us we told them we were sure we could find a few mumsnetters willing to give this thing a whirl.

Philips are specifically looking for MNers who are in a sexual relationship, who would like to try a sex toy and who are happy to come back to Mumsnet and talk about how they got on (name changing is allowed!). Rest assured all data is confidential - your MN nickname will not be sent to Philips.

So, if you'd like to try the Sensual Massager and receive a goody pack worth £80 (a Massager worth £60 plus some lovely massage oils, worth around £20) please fill in the questions here

Thanks,

MNHQ

[Bunnysoprano]

me please!

[spookyrookie]

I'm putting my name down, hopefully I will get more of an opportunity to use it than the digital pregnancy test I won before

[hoops997]

yes please, have entered....

[bitsnbobs]

Yes Please!

[lou33]

the last thing i got picked for was a bag of apple crisps so this would be a lot more fun

[aristoBLACKcat]

me
me
me

gotta be my turn

[Pinkfluffyslippers]

PLEASEEEEEEE.
I have a Philips Lady Shave so do I get extra Brownie points for brand loyalty?

I once went into a sex shop in Leeds and found Ted Heath's autobiography in there....

[LoveBeingAMummy]

"How do I bring up the idea of trying the Sensual Massager with my partner?"

Easy mn told me to test it

[serenity]

I showed this to DH last night, and he was sort of so it's thumbs up so far.

(He thinks MN testing it is highly amusing, but fitting. I apologise for any odd ideas he has about you...)

[Blondeshavemorefun]

always up for fun - as my name suggests

was given a link for this - cant think why

[NormaSknockers]

[Jenski]

Better give it a go I suppose....

[Jenski]

Doesn't look very exciting though...

[VintageGaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahdenia]

Do you get to keep the product or do Philips want them back once the trial period is over??

[VintageGaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahdenia]

Oh dear I was unable to complete the questions having read the words "...will only be used by MN internally..."

[morningpaper]

What the

There is so much wrong with this

Philips? What next? Toshiba butt plugs? The Asda Value Rabbit? James Dyson pleasuring housewives? (will sign up for that btw)

And it seems to look like a ... wireless router? Are you sure it isn't actually transmitting pictures?

[VintageGaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahdenia]

Well MP I think if MNers are going to be using internal electronics, as it were, it's just as well to have them made by a specialist electronics company than by people who normally manufacture latex or nylon items. You could count on good aftersales service, guarantees, sensible Dutch (?) craftsmen, etc.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

vintagegaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - i assume you get to keep it - wouldnt want someone elses scummy seconds

[BigHairyLeggedSpider]

/entered...

DH's fingers get tired see.

I meant when he massages my shoulders you filthy lot.

Yeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh riiiiggghhhhhtttt.

[aseriouslyblondemoment]

YES!
YES!
YES!

[fruitspooksbatsintheeaves]

does it come with instructions?

[AnnMumsnet]

One last chance bump - am closing this off tomorrow morning and we'll be making the selection later this week.....

fruitspooks...am sure it'll come with instructions