The product test you've all been waiting for.... we need 20 testers for the Philips Sensual Massager

[carriemumsnet]

OK so we've given out jam, shower gel, Dysons and even pregnancy tests but now, as they say, for something completely different. We're looking for 20 mumsnetters (and their partners) to try the new Philips Sensual Massager - and we're not talking about back massage . If you're not sure what a sensual massager is, it's probably best to click here before you go any further, or read what Philips say about the product:

"The new Philips Sensual Massager is designed specifically for couples and will take your sensual relationship together to new exciting levels. It is shaped to fit the contours of male and female erogenous zones meaning it can be used all over to arouse your sex senses. Made from tactile, smooth-to-the-touch material and ergonomically sculpted to fit the palm of the hand, the Philips Sensual Massager heightens the power of your partner's natural touch during foreplay and can also be used in the bath or shower, or with lubricants for even more sensation.

The new Sensual Massager is compact and instinctive to use, making it ideal for both first-time, and experienced, users of sex accessories. Elegant and discreet, in sumptuous purple in a streamlined pebble-like shape, it not only feels completely different to any other sex toy, it also looks different too."

Ok, so we're already a bit and but when Philips approached us we told them we were sure we could find a few mumsnetters willing to give this thing a whirl.

Philips are specifically looking for MNers who are in a sexual relationship, who would like to try a sex toy and who are happy to come back to Mumsnet and talk about how they got on (name changing is allowed!). Rest assured all data is confidential - your MN nickname will not be sent to Philips.

So, if you'd like to try the Sensual Massager and receive a goody pack worth £80 (a Massager worth £60 plus some lovely massage oils, worth around £20) please fill in the questions here

Thanks,

MNHQ

[TotallyAndUtterlyPaninied]

Ahhh so it is a lottery. Again, this fanjo will open up and eat someone unless I have this. So by picking moi you are saving some unsuspecting soul from the black hole

[rusmum]

Again how do i get picked (or at least apply?)

[serenity]

There's a link to a questionnaire on MN's OP.

[AnnMumsnet]

rusmum - sorry, you need to fill in your details here!

[FlameWithTooManyHormones]

I missed it!!! Why did you not tweet it?!?!?!?!

[serenity]

You wanted to vibrate that baby out?

[FlameWithTooManyHormones]

I just feel cheated when I don't get to enter things

[mosschops30]

when do we find out??

[ByThePowerOfGreyskull]

do we have to have posted on here or was it just enough to have entered?

[rusmum]

boo!!! TOO LATE NOW [SAD]

[AnnMumsnet]

I am thinking the names of those selected (when they are selected....!) won't be announced...rather a discreet email will be sent along with a discreet parcel

[FranklyIDontGiveAMam]

So when are they going to be selected? I've got me new name here all ready and waiting!

[gizmo]

'This survey is now closed.'

Oh no, oh no....

This is why I shouldn't wait for the round up to visit Mumsnet

No chance of re-opening it just for a day to give us round-uppers a chance, is there, Ann?

[alibubbles]

Missed it too, would love to have given it a try.......

[AnnMumsnet]

sorry guys....client is going through all the volunteers today and making their selection.....lucky trialists will be emailed on Monday afternoon now....

[whomovedmychocolate]

I already have one of these - won it in a competition - was third prize, I think it was a question of 'you haven't won anything decent now go f* yourself'

The lights are good when the electricity goes off but the rest of it is a bit shite.

[whomovedmychocolate]

Doesn't come with helpful instructions though - perhaps I'm not using it right. Doesn't seem to be getting my teeth any cleaner than my old toothbrush

[HalloweenIsSofaKingScary]

Gah. Missed it. Surely the comment about first come, first served should first served, first come.

[nicolaamelia]

this is my first time on her but would love to test it

[NormaStanleyFletcher]

Sooooo. In a completely non interested way.... have the emails gone out?

Please note that I can neither confirm nor deny whether I have entered this competition and nothing should be inferred from the above question.

[lou33]

i was wondering the same thing

[IdrisTheDragon]

I was also wondering. On behalf of a friend obviously.

[lou33]

i am completely blatant and unashamed at how much i want to try this out