It's election day for the Playmobil people in our house....

[SoMuchToBits]

Norman's office has been turned into a polling station. Brian and Len are checking off the voters against the electoral roll. Ken is conducting the exit poll. The candidates are:-

Norman the Foreman (Tea drinking party)
Bossy Ross the lifeboat coxswain (Lifesaving party)
Michael the beach policeman (Law and order party)
Jack Jellyhead the robber (Legalise robbery party)
Father Christmas (Christmas all year round party)

Early results from the exit poll suggest that the tea drinking party and lifesaving party are doing rather well.....

[blackflyinyourchardonnay]

My Norman vote still stands!

[SpringyWho]

All together, they look like a festive YMCA.

[SpringyWho]

Well. Village People doing the YMCA.

[usualsuspect]

I vote for Jack Jellyhead ,if he promises to redistribute his ill gotten gains

[KurrisSeatisNotMarginal]

I'm fairly sure I've been canvassed by Michael, so he gets my vote

[SoMuchToBits]

According to ds, Jack Jellyhead will only redistribute his ill-gotten gains to other robbers.....

[OtterInaSkoda]

I'm so relieved that I'm not the only adult who likes to set up little scenes with their DS's Playmobil - and the photograph them

[SoMuchToBits]

Polling will finish at 10pm - I will then count the votes and let you know who has won the Playmobil election.

[GrendelsMum]

In a move that surely should have been foreseen, the JELLYHEAD party faithful are attempting to sneak round the back of the polling station to steal all the votes cast so far.

[junkcollector]

Another Normanite here.
Although really depends on his dunking policy

[SoMuchToBits]

Ah, but did you notice the two police officers standing outside the polling station? They are there to ensure a free and fair election. I think Jack's accomplices may soon be apprehended!

[Rocinante]

In the absence of an explanation of how Father Christmas intends to fund his profligate present giving, I'll be voting for Jack based on his sound fiscal policies.

[SoMuchToBits]

Norman doesn't usually dunk - but he's quite happy for others to do so if that's their preference. He's happy to see people enjoying their cuppas in whichever way they choose.

[FabIsGoingToGetFit]

I vote for Bossy Ross.

[SoMuchToBits]

Lol, ds and I thought up this Playmobil scenario between us this morning. I just thought it would be a waste not to start a thread about it!

[AgentZigzag]

Well I accosted Michael on the street yesterday to ask some probing questions about Playmobil ASBOS, and I overheard him muttering that I was a fruitshoot drinking chav under his breath as he walked away

So, fuck him. My vote goes to Norm

[junkcollector]

uhm unregulated dunking. May have to rethink...

[SoMuchToBits]

Agent zigzag, I have had to hide your post from ds, due to the "naughty word"!

[AgentZigzag]

Eeek, so sorry OP, the Playmobil politics wind me up every time! (X for OPs DS )

[SoMuchToBits]

Not to worry AgentZigzag. Ds is still hoping for a few more votes....

[MrsBadger]

Norman

[VoteOliviaMumsnet]

We need PICTURES
(Have their wives come out with them too? WHat are they wearing?)

[PfftTheMagicDragon]

I'm with Jack Jellyhead

[RubberDuck]

Another vote for Norman. Don't you people realise that without tea, we'd be heading for armageddon?!