British Gas are bastards and i hate them and they smell of poo.

[NewspiritsFromOldghosts]

Checked online banking this morning, as i do every day.

My normal direct debit to BG is £60 per month Gas and £57 per month Electricity. Got the last 1/4ly bill Sept so the monthly amount hasn't changed and i haven't been notified of any intention to change.

The fucking twats have taken £108 for the Gas and £59 for the elctricity. Whenh i phoned them up the nob on the phone told me that "they" have decided that from now on my monthly bill will be £108 for gas and £80 for electric as "i might use more energy in the future".

The over payment has actually left me in credit for both bills.

I have cancelled said direct debit and am switching.

It's only two months ago they took my monthly payment 6 times in one month!

[Tortington]

nice and tactful you fucker

[mamalovesmambo]

aaaaaaaaaaww, boring fat baldy BG man

[NewspiritsFromOldghosts]

oh mama, if only you had advised me to do that just a few minutes earlier it may just have helped me win.

[bigscaryorangespiderami]

So has he released you??? Can you switch??

[mamalovesmambo]

fark it, had so much more planned for our crusade. Can't you think of someone else we can help you annoy??

[Tortington]

this is v. good

[Tortington]

if his head hadn't exploded

[NewspiritsFromOldghosts]

am rofling loudly at custy.

No, i have not been released from their sweaty vice like clutches. Eon have advised me to go to the ombudsman and have said they will try putting my application through anyway to see what happens.
I have still not got an answer about my money.

[NewspiritsFromOldghosts]

Right, am off to the office now.
I am deffo going to print this out though, i might even send the link to watchdog. Do ya think they would repeat it verbatim on their show.

Picture it, Mr BG baldy guy sat in a chair whilst Nick reads him out the choicest bits onn camera.

"So Mr Baldy BG man, mumsnet have judged you to be a cuntwhacker. Does this mean you are going to lower your prices?"

[CharCharBaGOOOOOOORE]

ROFL this thread has had me in creases! Well done newspirits Hope you get your money back soon.

[SparklyGothKat]

I have just PMSL at this, fab thread!!!

Hi Eon Lady

[needmorecoffee]

stop your direct debit for starters.

[skyatnight]

I hate Thames Water or whatever they are called. The term 'cuntwhackers' referring to them doesn't even approach the strength of my feelings against them. The depths of their mind-numbing incivility, stupidity, insolence and bureaucratic wankerdom has reduced me to a dribbling mess in a self-imposed straight-jacket (on occasions). Don't want to talk about it.

[MmeTussaudsChmberOfChocHobnobs]

ROFL at this thread, how soon can it be moved to Classics.

Perhaps we could do a mass move to Eon in protest of NewSpirits incarceration.

Well, you lot could, I am stuck with SwissGas or whatever they are called here.

[PsychoAxeMurdererMum]

OMG.......I go off to nurse my son for a while and miss the funniest thread in utter yonks!!!

I have just choked my lunch and the DS's are having to nurse me!

[PsychoAxeMurdererMum]

just to say, we changed a week or so ago from BG.......rang them a while back as it was raining hard and the rain was poring thro our boiler and was flodding the kitchen.........rang them in panic, could they care, nope fuckwits!!!

they would still have hounded me for the gas bill tho wouldn't they, even if I had have carked it from the gas leak that they refused to acknowledge!!!

[TheInvisibleSpookDidIt]

Oh God, I feel sick with laughing so much.

BG phoned me the other day and asked why we have left them and whencan they reactivate the account.

We have never been with BG, lived here for 10 years and been with scottish power the whole time (and they're a bunch of wankers too- we cant leave them because we have white meter heating??? ).

This should be moved to classics

[TheInvisibleSpookDidIt]

By the way, as all calls are supposedly recorded can you ask for a copy of the recording and put it on you tube so the whole world canhear what arses they are??

[MerlinsBeard]

this HAS to go to MN classics!

BTW i would LOVE for you to have to go to court about this in a way because in the end you are telling the TRUTH about them, its not libel/slander if its true is it??

Wonder if the eon lady will join MN tonight

[ChubbyDick]

OMG I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

[NewspiritsFromOldghosts]

So if i go to court can i use this thread as my defence?

Yes my lord, i am refusing to pay on the grounds that BG are cuntwhackers.

Gavel. Judgement is found in favour of miss newfromold.

[MerlinsBeard]

i think custy may get in trouble a lot if you do that

[NewspiritsFromOldghosts]

Ah, not if she namechanges.

(i see shades of GF here. )

[MerlinsBeard]

maybe that could be her new name

I am waiting for EON lady to sign up as Kumbaya

[ElfOnTheTopShelf]

Okay, whilst I am laughing my head off at the posts... do you get a bill from them on a qtr basis, if so, get out the last one and CHECK they have not forwarned you that you will see an increase in the DD.
They did this to me btut its in an afterthought kinda of way, so you may have missed it.
Just to check before you take it further.

I will dig out my BG stresses and link in a mo...